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StretchKins: Wearable Animal Carcasses that Encourage Kids to Exercise
Kids everywhere will be delighted to strap on the body of an oversized stuffed animal with freakishly long limbs.
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With Rollie EggMaster You Can Eat Eggs That Look Like Tampons
The Rollie EggMaster cooker makes cylindrical "eggs on a stick" a reality at last!
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Lulla Pets and Party Animal Pets Interact with Your Kids So You Don't Have To
Behold the rest of the hybrid stuffed animal menagerie: Bunnies that talk (Lulla Pets), Cats that "dance" (Party Animal Pets), and Koalas filled with corn that you can stick in the microwave (Thermal-Aid Zoo)!
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Glow to Bed Friends and Other Stuffed Animal Lights Keep the Horrors of Night at Bay
Four different stuffed animal/night light combos promise to ease your child's nighttime fear of fiendish ghouls and blade-wielding maniacs.
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Will Tummy Stuffers Fool Your Brat into Cleaning Up?
Your kids will diligently clean up their messes once they can shove their crap inside of a cute stuffed animal. Right?
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Glow Vest Fits Every Member of Your Space Alien Landing Crew
Glow Vest keeps you safe by turning you into a blinking, flashing human carnival ride...Maybe getting hit by a car isn't so bad after all.
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How Do You Sell the Qwik Cook Grill Newspaper-Burning Barbecue? Lots of T&A!
This infomercial from the early 1990s has it all: Bad acting, hackneyed stock music, and lots of babes in bikinis. All to sell a portable barbecue that burns newspaper instead of charcoal!
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FlashCord (aka Playback Polly) Gives Creepy, Paranoid Bosses an Easy Way to Spy on Employees
With FlashCord (aka Playback Polly) dirty old men can secretly record all the office gossip and post the audio files to weirdo message boards.
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Pen-brella Combines a Pen with an Oversized Cocktail Umbrella
Be prepared for a sudden torrential downpour at any time with Pen-brella, the product that combines a pen that's too big with an umbrella that's too small!
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Is Tippy Toes Towel the Most Worthless Product Ever?
Someone invented a towel with holes so that you can more easily dry between your toes after a shower or bath. Really. Perfect example of a solution in search of a problem.
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Infomercial Hell - Same Site, New Look
We now have a brand new website design. Learn all about it.
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Use the Chatty Patty Fake Parrot to Effortlessly Boss People Around
Stop nagging your family and let a plastic mechanical talking parrot do it instead! Perfect gift for all the passive-aggressive people in your life.
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Sweet Roll: Shoot the Infomercial First, Ask Questions Later
Disjointed scenes, strange dubbing, and the unexplained appearance of a blade-wielding psycho make this infomercial for a hair styler seem like something dreamed up by David Lynch.
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Mass Suit and Cardio Poles: Freak People Out While You Workout
Latest exercise styles: Mass Suit for those who want to look bound and gagged or Cardio Poles for those who want to look disabled.
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Debut of Vince Offer's Movie Goes as Expected
How could a film from the annoying twerp who made the ShamWow and Slap Chop infomercials not be a blockbuster?
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Squeezy Freezy: Eddie the Yeti Shows Kids a Fun Way to Make Purple Drank Slushies!
Watch a frightening, mangy Arctic beast lure kids into drinking a slushy
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With Instant 20/20 Glasses You Can Clearly See What a Creepy Doofus You Look Like
The infomercial for Instant 20/20 glasses is a courageous declaration that improved eyesight is worth the price of looking like an utterly pathetic dork, dweeb, and doofus.
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Bake A Bone: Because Your Dog Won't Love You If You Don't Provide Gourmet Treats
Everyone who has ever owned a dog knows exactly what these animal companions love to eat: banana biscotti, snickerdoodles, breath mints, cheese, and peanut butter…at least that is what the Bake A Bone infomercial would have us believe: Apparently there...
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Password Minder Uses the Cutting Edge Technology of Paper to Keep You Safe
Give Telebrands Corp credit for having the brass balls to come up with a product like Password Minder and sell it like this: The secret to Password Minder is an amazing technology derived from the renewable resource of wood pulp,...
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WonderTrim: Is Marc Gill Selling a Male Enhancement Product?
Turn on your television these days and you’ll soon come across omnipresent pitchman Marc Gill selling everything from kitchen products like Perfect Tortilla and the Minden Anytime Grill to household items like Drain Doctor and Power Shower. But I never...
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