Kevin Trudeau Estate to Go On Sale

Looking for a bargain on a designer tin foil hat…or a bag of party favors pilfered from a Bilderberger pot luck…or this snazzy shirt:

Kevin Trudeau maintains his innocence.

Well here is your chance: The contents of the California estate of convicted pitchman Kevin Trudeau are going on sale to pay off the victims he scammed through his infomercials:

In a statement that seems beyond parody, Trudeau said that the possessions up for sale, “All have my energy infused in them…They are all like amulets.”

Personally, I am holding out until the contents of Kevin Trudeau’s biometric safe in his Swiss mansion get put on the auction block.

A going-going-gone thanks to reader Annmarie for letting us know about the Kevin Trudeau fire sale.


  • 8 Responses to “Kevin Trudeau Estate to Go On Sale”

  • It’s not surprising you had to use a still photo; if it were a video, we wouldn’t be able to hear Trudeau’s voice over how loud that shirt is. Just lookng at it, you know there has to be a suede jacket with flared collar that goes with it.

    I’m sorry, I can’t get past the shirt. You just can’t wear that thing in this day and age and expect me to take anything you say seriously.

    Comment by Thomas on March 1, 2014 at 9:22 pm

  • Can those Kevin Trudeau items be bought with Bitcoins?

    Comment by euGene on March 1, 2014 at 10:38 pm

  • Now if only Santo Gold would get convicted then we might have some hope that Blood Circus’d be put on the auction block in a fire sale and eventually released.

    Comment by Kyle Varnell on March 2, 2014 at 6:17 pm

  • I really want that biometric safe of his. Just the place to store my passport securely.

    Comment by Paul on March 5, 2014 at 12:21 pm

  • That shirt: Note the contrasting/clashing design on the folded-back cuffs. It’s as loud on the inside as it is on the outside!

    I don’t think there’s anything from Trudeau that I’d want to buy at auction. Infused with his energy? More like infused with crook-cooties. But I do hope there is someone who’s in the market for “amulets” so his victims will be able to get some kind of compensation.

    Comment by Julie on March 5, 2014 at 2:36 pm

  • Why would anyone want an amulet/tailsman infused with the energy of a person who wasn’t slick enough in his con to not get caught? I’m no expert on energy and whatnot but wouldn’t I want something infused with the energy of a lucky person?

    And that shirt…wow. I have to believe Trudeau had this specially made (by his secret society tailor perhaps?) because I refuse to believe we live in a world where shirts like this are mass produced.

    Comment by Kyla on March 8, 2014 at 1:05 am

  • Is his personal genie up for sale? I wouldn’t mind having my own genie.

    Comment by Deb on March 9, 2014 at 11:24 am

  • Well FINALLY…duh.the criminal is labeled again as such.
    What a wreck that man is. He scams and lies and suckers just
    buy and buy…stay away from mankind mr. Trudeau, you are a parasite
    and leech and paranoid as well. Have fun in jail and don’t bend over
    to pick up your soap.

    Comment by MMN on April 8, 2015 at 2:28 pm