Infomercial Hell Blog
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Will Tummy Stuffers Fool Your Brat into Cleaning Up?
Your kids will diligently clean up their messes once they can shove their crap inside of a cute stuffed animal. Right?
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Glow Vest Fits Every Member of Your Space Alien Landing Crew
Glow Vest keeps you safe by turning you into a blinking, flashing human carnival ride...Maybe getting hit by a car isn't so bad after all.
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How Do You Sell the Qwik Cook Grill Newspaper-Burning Barbecue? Lots of T&A!
This infomercial from the early 1990s has it all: Bad acting, hackneyed stock music, and lots of babes in bikinis. All to sell a portable barbecue that burns newspaper instead of charcoal!
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FlashCord Gives Creepy, Paranoid Bosses an Easy Way to Spy on Employees
Now dirty old men can secretly record all the office gossip and post the audio files to weirdo message boards.
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Pen-brella Combines a Pen with an Oversized Cocktail Umbrella
Be prepared for a sudden torrential downpour at any time with Pen-brella, the product that combines a pen that's too big with an umbrella that's too small!
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Is Tippy Toes Towel the Most Worthless Product Ever?
Someone invented a towel with holes so that you can more easily dry between your toes after a shower or bath. Really. Perfect example of a solution in search of a problem.
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Infomercial Hell - Same Site, New Look
We now have a brand new website design. Learn all about it.
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Use the Chatty Patty Fake Parrot to Effortlessly Boss People Around
Stop nagging your family and let a plastic mechanical talking parrot do it instead! Perfect gift for all the passive-aggressive people in your life.
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Sweet Roll: Shoot the Infomercial First, Ask Questions Later
Disjointed scenes, strange dubbing, and the unexplained appearance of a blade-wielding psycho make this infomercial for a hair styler seem like something dreamed up by David Lynch.
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Mass Suit and Cardio Poles: Freak People Out While You Workout
Latest exercise styles: Mass Suit for those who want to look bound and gagged or Cardio Poles for those who want to look disabled.
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Debut of Vince Offer's Movie Goes as Expected
How could a film from the annoying twerp who made the ShamWow and Slap Chop infomercials not be a blockbuster?
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Squeezy Freezy: Eddie the Yeti Shows Kids a Fun Way to Make Purple Drank Slushies!
Watch a frightening, mangy Arctic beast lure kids into drinking a slushy
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With Instant 20/20 Glasses You Can Clearly See What a Creepy Doofus You Look Like
The infomercial for Instant 20/20 glasses is a courageous declaration that improved eyesight is worth the price of looking like an utterly pathetic dork, dweeb, and doofus.
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Bake A Bone: Because Your Dog Won't Love You If You Don't Provide Gourmet Treats
Everyone who has ever owned a dog knows exactly what these animal companions love to eat: banana biscotti, snickerdoodles, breath mints, cheese, and peanut butter…at least that is what the Bake A Bone infomercial would have us believe: Apparently there...
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Password Minder Uses the Cutting Edge Technology of Paper to Keep You Safe
Give Telebrands Corp credit for having the brass balls to come up with a product like Password Minder and sell it like this: The secret to Password Minder is an amazing technology derived from the renewable resource of wood pulp,...
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WonderTrim: Is Marc Gill Selling a Male Enhancement Product?
Turn on your television these days and you’ll soon come across omnipresent pitchman Marc Gill selling everything from kitchen products like Perfect Tortilla and the Minden Anytime Grill to household items like Drain Doctor and Power Shower. But I never...
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My Spy Birdhouse: Scare the Living Crap Out of Birds in the Comfort of Your Own Home
Remember the scene in King Kong where the giant ape peers through a hotel window and sees people inside? Now imagine that the people are birds and that King Kong is you. This is the concept behind My Spy Birdhouse:...
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Tony Horton's Unfortunate Outfit
If you’ve seen the ubiquitous infomercial for P90X from Beachbody, you know it is sold as an “extreme” and “intense” workout for men and women who are serious about getting a “ripped” body. The face of P90X is fitness trainer...
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New Extamax Infomercial Shows Us "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"
Bad news for sentient beings everywhere: A brand new version of the Extamax infomercial has hit the airwaves. This one is called Candid Confessions: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, so at least the last half of the title...
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Review of the Richard Simmons Project HOPE Infomercial Now Online
I have posted a full review of Project HOPE, the latest infomercial from 63-year-old fitness guru Richard Simmons. Read it at: http://www.infomercial-hell.com/richard-simmons-hope/ It has been many years since Richard Simmons has aired a new infomercial and the years have definitely...
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