Ridiculous Infomercial Review

Baby Bullet: 

The latest infomercial in the Magic Bullet series invites us to the baby shower from hell! Watch a baby food maker in action along with a drunken grandma, a nagging mom, and a husband who gets emasculated before our very eyes. Don't miss Mick as a deliveryman and the "cute" Baby Bullet face logo.

Tajazzle: 

Women can increase their confidence by sticking crystals on their private parts! At least that's what the makers of the infomercial for the Tajazzle "3 step personal confidence system" want you to believe. One of the strangest sales angles ever seen on a TV infomercial.

HealthMaster: Living Well with Montel: 

Longtime daytime talk show host Montel Williams sells a blender by putting on a total freak show: Elderly clairvoyant Sylvia Brown rasps out psychic readings. A surly fat kid is force-fed green vegetable juice. And "Dr. Mike" shows us a colon tumor. (Sorry, no DNA testing on today’s program.)

FlowBee: 

In this classic 1980s infomercial, carpenter Rick Hunts convinced "hundreds of thousands" that they could save a few bucks by getting their hair cut at home by a vacuum cleaner.

Bullet Express: 

In this exciting third installment in the legendary Magic Bullet series, Mick and Mimi invite their relatives over and force them to watch an "8 minute meal machine." New characters include two crabby old ladies, Granny and Aunt Martha, and the fat slob Ralph.

ExtaMax: 

In the most shameless "male enhancement" infomercial yet, a bunch of STD-ridden nightclub skanks in their 20s stay sober long enough to discuss whether "size matters." And don’t miss Dr. Victoria Zdrok—porn star with a PhD.

ExtenZe Sex Talk: 

It has been a full seven years since the appalling ExtenZe infomercial first tried to convince losers that taking a pill would that increase "that certain part of the male anatomy." Now you can toast this anniversary with a new ExtenZe "male enhancement beverage." Makes a great cocktail!

Almighty Cleanse: 

It looks like we're in deep doo-doo again! Self-described "health evangelist" Danny Vierra is on a crusade to clear your colon of poo and parasites and is perfectly willing to gross you out to do it. See 2 Video Clips from the Almighty Cleanse infomercial

Matthew Lesko: 

With the wardrobe of the Riddler and the charm of Urkel, Matthew Lesko promises to reveal the secrets of how to snatch money from the government.

Dual Action Cleanse with Klee Irwin: 

Rejuvenique: 

Want to tighten your facial muscles without the hassle of plastic surgery? Hosted by Linda Evans, this infomercial offers a plastic mask hooked up to a 9-volt battery as a fantastic way to exercise your face. One of the most disturbing beauty products ever. See a "Shocking" Video Clip of Rejuvenique in action.

Magic Bullet: 

Here is your invitation to the hazy morning after Mick and Mimi's party. So pull up a stool and join party animal "Berman," chain-smoking "Hazel," and a bunch of yuppies as they gasp in amazement at a blender. See 2 Video Clips of Hazel and Berman partying on!