Shnoozles Terrify Your Child Into a Good Night’s Sleep
So many parents fight an ongoing battle to get their kids to fall asleep each night. Now moms and dads everywhere can employ vaguely humanoid creatures called Shnoozles to instill a tremendous amount of fear into their children, triggering their biological sleep defense mechanism, leading to a solid night of rest.
According to the commercial, Shnoozles live in Shnoozleland, a quaint village nestled at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley and situated around a direct portal to the nether dimensions. With a little luck and the help of Shah Shah and Shu Shu’s nightly “bedtime ritual” of blood sacrifices, the great Cthulhu will soon emerge from that pit, to the delight of his Shnoozle devotees everywhere.
Any parent considering sticking a Shnoozle into a child’s bed should note that both Shah Shah and Shu Shu Shnoozle have eyelids that close shut pour encourager les autres.
A great product for anyone who ever wondered what the bogeyman looks like.
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