Kevin Trudeau Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison

I guess it will be another decade before we will see a new Kevin Trudeau infomercial on the air:

Chicago Tribune: TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau sentenced to 10 years in prison

Congratulations to the Illuminati and Bilderbergers (with special assistance from the Yalies of Skull & Bones) for a job well done!

Update: Kevin Trudeau has made a post about the sentence on his Facebook page. Trudeau both consoles himself and polishes his ego with the words, “Mandela got 28 years, I was blessed to get only 10.” He also tells us, “A 10 year sentence means I will be out between 6-8 years depending on certain things” and “There are people I must meet, and who must meet me. There are experiences and emotions I must confront.”

So as early as 2020 we might see an infomercial for Kevin’s book revealing the “secrets” to not getting shanked by a burly 300-pound sociopath!

Check out his report from NBC Chicago:


  • 18 Responses to “Kevin Trudeau Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison”

  • Anyone know where I can get a refund for a slightly used genie?

    Comment by bookendz on March 17, 2014 at 9:26 pm

  • This is a dark day in the scamming industry. What will morons with more money than sense do now? I guess it’s back to sending deposed Nigerian royalty their life savings.

    Comment by Kyla on March 18, 2014 at 1:52 am

  • Don’t drop the soap, Kevin.

    Comment by Janie on March 18, 2014 at 3:00 am

  • Wow, so happy to hear this. Congrats to us all.

    Comment by mentallo on March 18, 2014 at 4:14 pm

  • This upsets me greatly. One of the great joys in life is laughing at a Trudeau infomercial. Waiting is the hardest part….

    Comment by Kyle L. Varnell on March 26, 2014 at 3:33 pm

  • I just saw a KT infomercial last night.

    Comment by Visaman on April 13, 2014 at 1:18 am

  • Kevin’s Facebook page is hilarious! So many goofballs who think he’s being silenced by…well, they don’t know who. “The Man” I guess. Here’s one post:

    Kevin has finally arrived at his destination! He is in Montgomery, Alabama Federal Prison Camp now. His new address is below and I know he will love to hear from you! BTW this is the best prison camp in the Country…way to manifest KT!!!

    So Kevin can manifest a spot in the “best prison camp” but he can’t manifest a way to stay out of prison? That’s a jacked up manifestation system. Also, what’s up with that lack of updates to this site? Hope Paul is ok. I miss reading his recaps.

    Comment by Kyla on July 11, 2014 at 1:22 am

  • Hi Kyla,

    I’m fine. I’ve just been too busy with a new business project to update the site. Hopefully I will be able to start putting up new posts soon.


    Comment by Paul Lucas on July 11, 2014 at 9:45 am

  • I was scanning through the channel guide on my new DVR looking for something random to record to test it out, and I stumbled upon a program entitled “NATURAL CURES 2014: Secrets ‘They’ Don’t Want You To Know About”. So apparently we won’t have to wait 10 years for more Kevin Trudeau ads to laugh at, because somehow they’re still on the air despite his imprisonment. As for what exactly my DVR picked up from that, here it is: (NOTE: At the time of submitting this comment, the video is still uploading/being processed. It should be ready within the next few minutes.)

    Comment by Ben A. on September 2, 2014 at 10:29 pm

  • Still any plans to update the site at some point? I’d like to see it make a comeback.

    Comment by Thomas on January 26, 2015 at 6:26 pm

  • Hey Thomas, I’d would like to get back to the blog. There’s a pretty long list of infomercials I’d love to write about. Not sure when it’s going to happen though.

    Comment by Paul Lucas on January 27, 2015 at 12:58 pm

  • Hey Paul, Keep hoping you’ll find time to update the blog, but all in due time.

    I’m sure you’re aware, but figured I’d mention that the American Greed episode for Trudeau premiers tonight on CNBC, 10 E/P. Also, been meaning to pass along the Kevin Trudeau song:
    It’s a piece of work to be sure.

    Comment by Steve D on July 10, 2015 at 8:48 am

  • Thanks for the link, Steve! That song is amazing, a perfect distillation of the combination of crazy and scammy that was the Kevin Trudeau radio show.

    Comment by Paul Lucas on July 10, 2015 at 10:54 am

  • Is the blog dead o-0? been long time and i keep coming back to check.

    Comment by mmm on August 24, 2015 at 6:19 pm

  • Kevin Trudeau’s new book is titled “10,000 Ways to Get Out of Prison”.

    Mandela would not renounce violence and bombings, leaving Amnesty International unable to fully embrace him. Sweet guy.

    Comment by Plus S+H on December 27, 2015 at 12:35 pm

  • Kevin Trudeau’s next book should be called “What They Don’t Want You to Know About Getting Ass Raped in Prison”

    Comment by Ronnie on April 28, 2016 at 10:29 pm

  • is there much difference between him and the donald? why is it his case becomes a criminal case, while trump’s is a civil case? From what I read, I think the degree of fraud is not drastically different

    Comment by dave on June 8, 2016 at 2:00 pm

  • nice dead blog kike

    Comment by nate higgers on October 24, 2019 at 12:13 pm