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With Rollie EggMaster You Can Eat Eggs That Look Like Tampons
One reason eggs are such a popular food is that there are so many ways to make them: scrambled, poached, omelet, deviled, hard boiled, soft boiled, fried over easy and sunny side up. But apparently there were not enough ways to cook eggs. With the Rollie EggMaster cylindrical cooker you can effortlessly make eggs that look like tampons:
Now you can eat eggs on a stick in the same way you chow down on corn dogs at the county fair.
Though it is unfortunate that the stick looks so much like a string:
There are a lot of squeamish people out there who will forgo adding hot sauce or ketchup to any egg that pops out of a Rollie EggMaster!
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4 Responses to “With Rollie EggMaster You Can Eat Eggs That Look Like Tampons”
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Comment by bookendz on May 28, 2013 at 4:27 pm
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I wonder why the inventor didn’t make the “vertical cooking technology” horizontal so the egg doesn’t come out looking like yellow penis. The mysteries of life I guess.
And that woman using the Rollie at the office is just insanity.
Comment by Kyla on May 28, 2013 at 9:51 pm
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This is one of those products that looks neat in concept, but is killed by its execution and its somewhat limited utility. I do so love the random stuff they give you “for free” with kitchen gadgets in infomercials, though. At least they’re somewhat related to the kitchen, unlike the booklight/Snuggie combo.
Comment by Jordi on May 28, 2013 at 10:47 pm
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I can guess they didn’t see what it may look like, a good idea for something clean.
What disturbs me more is that it looks like a Straight banana too. That would sure ruin my cereal one morning!
I imagine that this will make it to the Smoking Gun Invention series.
Comment by Jeff W. on May 30, 2013 at 9:07 am
Reminds me of this lovely video (Warning NSFW and really gross!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdjVoq_L32o