Blog - Ridiculous Infomercial Review

Now Caucasian and Asian women everywhere can have the “ghetto booty” they’ve long admired on the guests of the Maury Povich Show:

I quite enjoy the “pop” sound effect the commercial uses to emphasize “that bootylicious perky pop that all women want.”

The commercial calls BootyPop panties “Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret” and promises “now you can have that super sexy booty, just like the celebrities.” Maybe I haven’t been reading the National Enquirer as much as I should have lately, but are Hollywood celebrities especially known for having junk in the trunk? (With the exception of Calista Flockhart and Mickey Rourke, of course.)

Booty Pop offers a second pair of panties free, so women who are really desperate for a fat ass can wear both at the same time.

If the makers of Booty Pop can just get the mailing list of all the white women who bought the DramaTel, they will become rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Think your dog hasn’t been humiliated enough since you made him wear the Snuggie for Dogs? Then try permanently attaching a plastic bag to his anus:

Your canine will really appreciate that the Poo Trap is “available in 3 colors.” So at least your dog can be color coordinated when he has a plastic bag full of his own feces dangling from his butt.

With Potty Patch handling your dog’s piss and the PooTrap “Magic Poop Collector” taking care of his crap, now your dog never has to leave the confines of your stuffy little apartment!

If you watched TV infomercials in the 1980s, you probably had a good laugh at the FlowBee. The FlowBee promised to save people money by letting them get home hair cuts through a gadget attached to a vacuum hose!

For years I have kicked myself for never taping this classic infomercial when it aired. Recently, however, I found video of the FlowBee infomercial that someone had posted online. And I can tell you that the infomercial hosted by carpenter and FlowBee creator Rick Hunts proves nearly as funny at the product itself.

So at long last I have written a full review of the “FlowBee Home Haircutting Show.” Check it out: FlowBee Infomercial

And don’t miss the video at the bottom of the page.

Finally some good news for all who suffer from crotch rot, stink ass, and swamp butt. This is a real commercial for a real product called Doc Bottoms Aspray:

Some thoughts:

1) This is a real product! I know it looks more like a lame infomercial parody someone put on YouTube just for yucks, but if you go to the website listed in the ad you will see that Doc Bottom’s Aspray is indeed for sale.

2) I have never worked in the plumbing industry, but I would not have thought it was common for a plumber to place his nose directly above the butt-crack of a fellow plumber as this commercial shows at 0:06.

3) The commercial says, “You can even Aspray your privates.” Do many people have such pungently smelly crotches that they give off a discernable odor even when fully clothed? Or is Aspray actually intended for more…ahem…intimate moments when another person may come into close contact with one’s genitals?

4) They say this thing is the “All Over Body Spray,” yet they name it “Doc Bottoms” and “Aspray.” They pronounce it “A-Spray” but people will naturally start calling it “Ass Spray.”

5) Host Adam Jay seems like the kind of guy you might find working in a boiler room, hard-selling worthless penny stocks to senile retirees.

6) Did I mention this commercial was for real?

Bralief is a bra strap accessory, similar to Strap Perfect or Chic Shaper. Although most of the commercial for Bralief is pretty straightforward, please watch it until the very end:

Ya gotta love those old school advertising jingles! This is the best one I’ve heard since the Mop Shoe.

I would also like to see some of those “doctors” who actually recommended Bralief. And I’m sure strippers and porn stars from coast to coast will be relieved to learn that the product can be used with “implants.”

The statement “We want you to look good from head to toe” is quite an interesting comment. Ladies, if your sagging mammaries are interfering with your toes, please do all of us a favor and try Bralief.

“Come on ladies get perky!”