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TV Glasses – It’s Like Being in a Coma and Still Getting to Watch Television!

Being in a coma is great! You get to relax in bed all the time without anyone expecting you to show up for work, groom yourself, or even make a trip to the bathroom. But there is one significant drawback: a coma will prevent you from keeping up with your favorite TV shows. Now with TV Glasses, you can have the enviable life of leisure enjoyed by the comatose while still being able to watch television and read books!

The makers of TVGlasses are betting that the obesity epidemic in America has created a market for people who not only are too fat and lazy to get out of bed, but too immobile to even be bothered to sit upright for the latest episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Following in the tradition of Zoomies and Instant 20/20, TV Glasses is the latest infomercial selling hideously butt-ugly eyewear to people far too old to care what anyone thinks about their looks anymore.

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  • 4 Responses to “TV Glasses – It’s Like Being in a Coma and Still Getting to Watch Television!”

  • Love how that one woman has a widescreen TV floating above her lap in bed!

    Comment by bookendz on September 17, 2013 at 12:06 pm

  • At least this was meant to be worn in your house, so it doesn’t matter how ridiculous one will look while wearing them.

    Comment by Jordi on September 17, 2013 at 10:45 pm

  • I think “Jordi” was doing a Google search on his stupid periscope glasses idea…

    Comment by bugsbenny on September 28, 2013 at 3:57 pm

  • With those glasses, you won’t be among the “cool comatose” at Grandpa Simpson’s retirement home.

    Comment by Deb on September 30, 2013 at 2:28 pm

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