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Yes, Bosom Max is a Pink Bra That Massages Your Breasts

The Bosom Max is an entire system designed to enlarge a woman’s bustline. It uses creams and capsules, but most of all, a pink bra that massages the breasts:

I assume those undulating rainbows in the infomercial represent circulation in the flesh. But if Bosom Max actually makes boobs look like that then shimmering, multi-colored mammaries will probably become the biggest fashion trend since vajazzling.

Interesting that the first benefit of large breasts listed by this infomercial is the ability to gain employment. No wonder the current recession has hit men so hard: they have no breasts at all!

And don’t miss the testimonial by Katrina from Orange, NJ, whose speech pattern is not unlike that of Elmer Fudd: “My best fwiend got implants and she went through so much pain. Thank God I started the Bosom Max treatment. There’s no pain at all, and my bweasts are looking better and better.”

There is also a full length version of the Bosom Max infomercial that airs on Spanish-language TV stations. In this version they tout that you can use BosomMax while getting work done (which recalls the claims on the Hawaii Chair infomercial). Thus we get a shot of a woman taking notes while wearing a Bosom Max…

Woman takes notes while wearing Bosom Max

…and a woman in her office topless except for the Bosom Max…

Woman wears Bosom Max at the office!

Even if the Bosom Max fails to see success as a breast enlargement device, the buttoned center panel in the middle of bra will ensure sales. Expect to see Bosom Max in stores this October as part of a “Sexy Darth Vader” Halloween costume.

Pink Darth Vader helmet

The pink Bosom Max massaging breast enlargement bra

Those lines show Bosom Max is working

Woman presses a button on her Bosom Max control panel


  • 4 Responses to “Yes, Bosom Max is a Pink Bra That Massages Your Breasts”

  • I give an 80% chance that this device/concept did not start as a “breast-enhancing” product.

    I second the vajazzle comment – that would be devotion.

    Comment by Jeff on April 12, 2012 at 10:21 am

  • But can I use this device at the same time I am using my Hula Chair?

    Comment by Anne Packrat on April 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

  • Please post a link for the Spanish TV version! It sounds … epic!

    Comment by Chris Pawelski on May 21, 2012 at 5:13 pm

  • Quiero comprarlo

    Comment by Zulliane Muñiz Rodriguez on December 8, 2017 at 7:05 am