Four Breasts Teach You the Shortcuts to Internet Millions (aka The Jeff Paul Infomercial)

Here is an interesting way to promote a course in making money on the Internet. Check out hosts Kelly Britz and Tina Milano having a discussion about making money online:

So what was your impression of the “Shortcuts to Internet Millions” system? I think this infomercial will join the Tony Little Gazelle ad as the infomercial that most seems like a porn video even though the product has nothing to do with sex: The prominent bare cleavage, the sleazy synthesizer background music, the bad acting, the stilted dialog, two female “friends” sharing physical contact (however brief). Kelly Britz and Tina Milano look like the kind of women who’d appear in a porn video, and Jeff Paul looks like the kind of man who’d sit on his couch watching a porn video.

A clip of Kelly Britz and Tina Milano from the Jeff Paul infomercial was recently featured on The Soup—to which Joel McHale’s comment was: “Thank you, tits.”

The particular airing of the infomercial that I recorded was broadcast immediately after the ExtenZe infomercial and right before a commercial for MaxoDerm male enhancement, which seems about right.

But wait, there’s more for you horndogs: It turns out that before turning infomercial host Kelly Britz (who also goes by Kelley Britz) was a player in something called the Lingerie Football League (see pictures of Kelly Britz suited up) and according to this website she was a teammate of ExtenZe infomercial hostesss Bridgetta Tomarchio! Apparently they were both on the 2005 roster of the Chicago Bliss. So I guess we have a clear career path from player in the Lingerie Football League to host for a sleazy late night infomercial—which seems to me more like a lateral than a forward pass.


  • 13 Responses to “Four Breasts Teach You the Shortcuts to Internet Millions (aka The Jeff Paul Infomercial)”

  • I can think of ways that Kelley Britz and Tina Milano could make lots of money on the Internet–but I doubt that stupid Jeff Paul system has anything to say about those!

    Comment by bookendz on November 16, 2007 at 8:27 pm

  • Kelly Britz and Tina Milano are very sexy models. I can’t decide if I like the blonde or the brunette better! I wonder if there are any nude pics of either spokesmodel out there.

    The infomercial says they are both from Los Angeles. Maybe I need to take a trip to LA. LOL!

    Comment by aimhire on November 17, 2007 at 4:24 pm

  • I think Tina Milano is one of the sexiest girls alive. She definately has very sexy breasts. Usually when I have sex with girls about 5 or 6 times, I get sick of them, and get another girl. But with her, I think she could make me happy for years. I would like to see her feet. I like to suck on girls’ feet and I bet she has some sexy feet. Anyone know where we can see any more pics of Tina Milano? Forget about that blond bitch. Tina is much more sexy than she is. I pleasure myself when I watch Tina. It doesn’t last very long, though! Anyone else agree with me on how sexy she is?

    Comment by Tina Milano Fan on November 26, 2007 at 6:01 am

  • i agree that she is hot as hell. i dont know about sucking her toes though. thats getting a little weird

    Comment by RE: tina milano fan on December 10, 2007 at 4:57 am

  • I think that they are both freaking hot. I would make love to both of them.

    Comment by Tina and Kelly Fan on January 5, 2008 at 3:56 am

  • i think you guys a rediculous…any idea how many other guys they are making happy, all at once? they might as well be porn stars… and i would have to agree, im sure there makin money, but not with that joke of a money making scam. if he is making so much money, why is he resorting to tryin to sell the system? cant be making to much money if he is doing that

    Comment by dave on January 7, 2008 at 3:17 am

  • While I agree that the models, Tina and Kelly, are very beautiful, this infomercial insults ones intelligence and appears to have ‘scam’ written all over it. While ‘eye candy’ is always appreciated, it should not be the focus of the message you are attempting to convey…

    Comment by JT on January 8, 2008 at 9:54 am

  • I saw the infomercial and I didn’t hear a thing they said. All I remember is how their boobs kept staring at my eyes.

    I’d pay the $39.95 to see these two get it on.

    Comment by Bubbalucious on February 12, 2008 at 9:11 am

  • Bubbalucious . . . you are a mind reader!

    Comment by benny on February 14, 2008 at 5:00 am

  • Bubbalucious who wouldnt id pay 100

    Comment by tina mailano is fine as hell on March 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  • **Warning: Contains borderline impolite words***

    As a single guy without a life, a girlfriend or a wife (and thus, with lots of sexual frustrations), I really really love this infomercial. Needless to add that I love big boobs, and my exposure to such luscious boobs have, almost exclusively been, until now, through porn. And then come these two ladies with their massive melons to comfort me in my sleepless nights. I am grateful to them for the show. Which straight male cares for money, when such wealth hangs in front of him? Thank you, Jeff Paul, for choosing such big-boobed women for your infomercial. May god bless you and give you a long life, and let there be no gravitational sagging for those two bimbos. Enough said!

    Comment by Lifeless Loser on July 3, 2008 at 10:21 pm

  • Jeff Paul is selling his scam with two women namely Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes in a outdoor party interviewing various people as clients of Jeff Paul in a recent infomercial.
    Jeff Paul want you to see the ladies’ clevage under the strapless dresses they fashion of the boobies popping underneath just to get you in. JP thinks that if you get this kind of cheescake to sell your scam. It will attract pedophiles and sex addicts to pay the man because that is what turns them on.
    IT’s like the devil having you do what the Devil wants and that’s what it’s all about. I’ll watch the informercial but I refuse to give in. enough said!

    Comment by I Got Smart on January 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm

  • I’ve jerked myself sense to this infomercial

    Comment by cum blaster on November 11, 2019 at 12:49 am