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Kevin Trudeau and Playboy Playmates Tell You How to Suck Free Money from the Government

Kara Monaco (left) and Sara Underwood (right) on the Kevin Trudeau infomercialEven with a busy schedule of fighting lawsuits and crashing Bilderberg meetings, Kevin Trudeau has found the time to create yet another infomercial. This one peddles his book Free Money “They” Don’t Want You to Know About, and it is an odd mixture of T&A, self-pity, paranoid loathing, and references to Matthew Lesko.

The infomercial disguises itself as a talk show called “Sara & Kara” hosted by two Playboy Playmates of the Year, Sara Underwood (who also appeared on Trudeau’s Hot Seat infomercial) and a woman she calls, “My very best friend,” Kara Monaco. Sara and Kara both wear short dresses, continuing the recent trend of gratuitous cleavage on infomercials. Any man would stop and stare at the exposed flesh of these two sexy Playmates.

Kevin Trudeau holds a Matthew Lesko bookBut Kevin Trudeau doesn’t seem to notice it at all. I don’t doubt the man’s heterosexuality, but he is so absorbed by his own anger at having to fight the government in court that he spends much of this infomercial whining about it, even though it really doesn’t have a lot to do with the product he is selling. He complains that he was fined $37 million “because I used the word ‘easy’ when describing one of my books.”

This hostility affects how he describes the US federal government. Throughout the show, Trudeau excoriates politicians as corrupt liars, criminals, and rip-off artists. This leads to the biggest disconnect in this infomercial. Trudeau stokes hatred of politicians, yet he extols all the free government goodies citizens can get from those very same politicians. So what is their big crime? According to Trudeau the outrage is that “no citizens are informed that the programs exist.” Doesn’t that just make your blood boil? Me neither.

Trudeau claims he is taking no royalties or commissions from the sales of this book but is promoting it as a “public service.” So Trudeau is like the farmer ringing the dinner bell so that all the hogs know that their free slop is in the trough. “I should be given a medal by the Federal Trade Commission because I’m informing American citizens of what our government is doing. Instead they keep suing me.”

Kevin and the Playmates take a 'call' from 'Mack'In this infomercial, Kevin Trudeau boldly goes where Matthew Lesko has gone years before. But instead of ignoring or belittling his predecessor, Trudeau calls him a “hero” and shows off several of Lesko’s books. So why is Trudeau wasting viewers’ time when Lesko has already put out all the relevant information? With a straight face, Trudeau tells us that his smaller book with fewer pages is better because it will take you less time to read it.

We get an example of the kind of useful info in this Free Money book when Sara Underwood tells us about her personal plight. She says she just bought three homes (!) and asks Kevin if his book has anything to help her pay her mortgages. Trudeau then details all the ways the government will subsidize her real estate. In this time of economic distress rest assured the government is helping needy Playboy Playmates stay in their three homes.

This clip gives a good flavor of what you’ll see on the Free Money infomercial:

Comments

  • 32 Responses to “Kevin Trudeau and Playboy Playmates Tell You How to Suck Free Money from the Government”

  • Bwahaha.. He expects us to believe the playmates can actually read?

    Comment by TimNRA757 on July 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm

  • Ms. Underwood looks…cushy.

    Comment by Mel on July 27, 2009 at 5:15 pm

  • I refuse to believe that burgundy dress was sold as anything but underwear.

    Comment by Devika on July 28, 2009 at 9:06 am

  • LOL. Great post. I guess Trudeau thought that it was either dressing in a suit made out of dollar bills and screaming “FREE MONEY” from the front steps of a government building, or acting like a pimp on TV.

    And, if she can buy 3 homes, she don’t need no help paying mortgage!

    Comment by Melissa on July 29, 2009 at 5:26 am

  • Looks like you finally saw it. To be honest, I haven’t seen it since the one time I caught it…and instead of listening to it, I had it on mute and was just staring at the cleavage. Is that wrong of me? Oh, wait, this is Trudeau…so no, it’s not.

    Comment by John on July 29, 2009 at 1:25 pm

  • Has Kevin Trudeau spent time in prison yet for (pimping)? Has Sara or Kara, the two Playboy Playmates actually read his new comprehensive book? Can they read?

    Comment by Laurie Bryant on August 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm

  • My son (15 yrs old)was flipping through the channels this morning and stopped on this only because he saw these 2 girls(he said “these girls are so hot!) He even had me google them and that is how I ended up here. This is so funny, Kevin is so serious and does not even act like he notices them, or laugh when they ask stupid questions.

    Comment by Brenda Smith on August 6, 2009 at 7:27 am

  • I did the same thing channel surfing! Suddenly stopped when seeing two blond babes Kara & Tara, showing serious cleavage! Knowing right off the bat I’m watching a “Scam” infomercial! Why else use two hotties showing their tits? Though there are other infomercials doing this same tactic too!

    Can’t believe this show actually works selling anything? It preys on your desire of “Hope” to be in a better place, and I guess many figure what the hell it’s only $29.95, I’ll give it a try?

    This book probably was a quick put together so he can sell millions and write it off and paying his $37 million dollar suit!

    Comment by Rick on August 7, 2009 at 11:23 am

  • Yes this ad caught my attention while channel surfing. The only reason I watched it for 30 minutes was to see Sara Underwood. She is smoking HOT! But seriously there is no way I’d purchase anything from this scam artist. On the other hand Sara could discuss a box of rocks and I’d listen.

    Comment by H on August 10, 2009 at 1:24 pm

  • wonder if Kevin got to tag either of those chicks…..i would have wacked of right there in front of them

    Comment by JimBimaLim on August 11, 2009 at 10:47 pm

  • “SEX, LIES & INFOMERCIALS”: Watch as Kevin Trudeau makes an ass of himself whilst having a series of elaborate heart attacks, going on for days about the Government NWO Tinfoil-Hat Death Vendetta Of Doom…getting so fired up about the many vast Reptillian Illuminati plots and the fear of Bigfoot (who assassinated JFK while riding a Cyborg-Nessie-Powered UFO with Ameilia Ernhardt & Jimmy Hoffa)………..that he totally is oblivious that there’s two blonde beauties in lingerie sitting right next to him!!!!

    Comment by Julie on August 12, 2009 at 8:29 pm

  • sweet chicks, stupid prick!

    Comment by Paul on August 30, 2009 at 3:12 am

  • “Sara & Kara” are disgusting…and I think that this is just another way in which Kevin Trudeau sinks yet another MILE lower! The 2 chicks who are “hosting” this infomercial not only make Kevin Trudeau look even MORE inbred than he normally does, but they couldn’t make sense of a word he is saying if they’re life were at stake!
    As seedy as it is, I heard that he literally hired these “women” after meeting them at a club in Miami…judging by their appearance on this infomercial, it looks like they met at the club, went back to “his place” for a couple of hours….and then shot into the studio from there! NASTY, NASTY, NASTY!!!! I’d like to hear what Hef feels about the Playboy name being attached to this con-man…? Maybe I’ll ask him!

    Comment by Cristina on September 27, 2009 at 2:08 am

  • I’ve seen another one with this assturd, this time with Sara and Denise instead of Sara and Kara; I think it started airing about a week or two ago.

    Comment by Bathroom On The Right on October 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm

  • Haha. Only Reason I’m on this blog is cause I’m trying to figure out who the really hot girls on TV were at 0530. I really had no idea what the infomercial was about after I watched it because I spent the whole time focusing on the girls.

    Comment by Doug on October 21, 2009 at 3:06 am

  • The best part of Kevin Trudeau dripped out and down his mother’s ass crack.

    Comment by Sukh Mahhairyballs on March 3, 2010 at 5:53 am

  • I would not buy his stupid book just for the fact he is using stupid woman. How does he think anyone would take his book serious? He must be living out a fancy on TV with the playmates. What an ass. Stupid girls have a little more respect for yourselves.You do not need to help him sell his book go to the pole. you make more $.

    Comment by sherry on April 22, 2010 at 5:52 am

  • This infomercial is disgusting!!! I would never buy this product just because of the whores he uses in it. I can’t believe I have to pay for cable and this shit is on!!!!! This is on during the day when kids could watch it. Why would you need stupid fake women to help sell a book? This infomercial is an insult to an intelligent person. If any man actually sits and watches this nasty crap, he is more pathetic than could be imagined and more than likely can’t get a woman to have sex with him and has a small penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Erin on April 28, 2010 at 7:25 am

  • Well Erin, if a man does watch this infomercial he probably also watches the ExtenZe infomercial, so that last problem you mentioned will get solved. 🙂

    Comment by Paul Lucas on April 28, 2010 at 9:25 am

  • Maybe, but would you want to take the risk of looking like Ron Jeremy after taking ExtenZe? 😉

    Comment by NosferatusCoffin on May 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm

  • I just saw the updated version of this infomercial with Sara and “Denise” instead of Kara. Same story as the first one- low cut spandex dresses that look like underwear and dumb questions. Trudeau has to be boning Sara. There’s no way he would keep using her to promote his product unless he was porkin’ it.

    Golly, some of the comments on this post are pretty awful. Don’t blame the women for showing off their stuff to a male desire-dominated public who demands that they do. You do what you’re good at in life.

    Comment by Mel on June 12, 2010 at 11:35 pm

  • Paul Lucas, your the corrupt liar and an idiot if you believe what Trudeau is saying about the government isn’t true! Open your eyes! He’s right and I don’t know if any of his crap works, but hopefully the grant money does. Anything else, like the “get rich quick” schemes are nothing but a load of crap on any infomercial.

    Comment by james on July 20, 2010 at 3:14 am

  • Ya I saw this too, but I watched it with the volume all the way down and well you can guess what I did then. Hee hee. 🙂

    Comment by TonyT on July 29, 2010 at 11:57 pm

  • U people are fucking pathetic.

    Comment by vinny on February 13, 2011 at 3:56 am

  • That’s right! The government doesn’t want to give away that money. Because everyone knows that the government is sitting on billions of dollars that they don’t know what to do with. Of course, if the “lying” politicians had their way, they would probably blow all that money on stupid stuff like building shelters for the homeless or giving scholarships to geniuses and hard workers, why should we let them do that when they could be shelling out welfare to allow us to have three mansions! Stupid American politics. Why should we have to work for a living when we could just mooch off of taxes that the work force pays?

    Comment by Audrey on February 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm

  • You could buy this book for $10.50, plus shipping and handleing, which is about the most I would be willing to gamble on the Buerocracy, of this government. If that Trudeau guy is right, it’s a gamble and a longshot, why risk full price? Are there really that many people who don’t have common sense or basic math knowledge out there for him to pay the $37 million dollar fine? 1 APPLE – 1 APPLE (the long shot apple) still equals 0 APPLES.
    A as the chix go, I’ve seen Sara on G4, they are getting publicity, and probably residuals, plus you know they got “paid”, she’s hot but most likely a gold digger, I hope for her sake I am wrong, because those looks won’t last much longer, and she has 3 mortgages, and no real resale value in todays market, espeacially in L.A.. Maybe she thinks she owns Hefners’ places, I mean he does like’em young and has made some poor business choices for nookie.

    Comment by Tuna8er on March 8, 2011 at 11:26 pm

  • I would NEVER buy a book when he is using two streetwalkers to help him sell it. Get real! If it were a good book…why use these two idiots sitting here with their chests hanging out. Is this a joke? Is he serious? He is making his book appear to be a big joke. What??

    Comment by carol on March 28, 2011 at 12:17 pm

  • Kevin Trudeau need not crash into Bilderberg meetings, as billionaire Trudeau is a former member of the Bilderberg group.

    My source: Pravda, the (Soviet) Russian pillar of truth.

    http://engforum.pravda.ru/index.php?/topic/206087-bilderberg-insider-polish-plane-crash-was-an-assassinationdecapitation/

    “World Famous Globalist insider Billionaire Kevin Trudeau who was a former member of Bilderberg Group states uncatagorically that the Plane Crash was not an accident. The guys reputation has been attacked for years in the mainstream media and he is constantly dragged into court by the United States Government, but his wealth and his supporters vindicate him time after time even in cases that have gone all the way to the Supreme Court.”

    Comment by znkp on April 10, 2011 at 2:07 pm

  • Are the giant boobs on these two bimbos real? if so, fantastic. They can get me some “easy” money.

    Comment by Mystic D on May 26, 2011 at 11:29 pm

  • I love it. Blast the government and look at some hot girls with their cleavage hanging out. I’m in heaven. Most enjoyable commercial of all time. The man is a genius!

    Comment by Cornelius on July 6, 2011 at 3:20 am

  • Is he selling BOOBS?? I mean come on how professional is this video. It’s even more believable when they are people that are already wealthy trying to sell this.(SARCASM)

    Comment by Marlina on July 18, 2011 at 5:51 am

  • i need help for my money and my childen.i can work foot and ankle pain&achilles tendonitis&low back.see i need my money.

    Comment by glenda on November 11, 2012 at 1:32 am

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