Poker Deposit BonusEasy Curves Commercial: Breasts in Motion
July 2nd, 2008 Paul Lucas
I recently wrote about the trend of infomercials displaying gratuitous cleavage. One commercial, however, shoves breasts in the face of TV viewers, and it’s not gratuitous at all!
The commercial advertises a product called Easy Curves. Easy Curves is a piece of exercise equipment that is supposed to work the muscles underneath the breasts for a larger bust line. Check it out:
Wow. Even in the Shortcuts to Internet Millions infomercial we never get to see breasts in that kind of motion. (Of course with the amount of silicone pumped into Tina Milano and Kelly Britz, I doubt anyone ever gets to see those things in motion.)
In case you missed it, here’s the “money shot” of the Easy Curves commercial:
If a woman uses Easy Curves in front of a guy it will probably turn him on even if it doesn’t actually increase the size of her breasts.
At only $9.99, EasyCurves is one of those products that is cheap enough to try even if you really believe it’s a scam that’s not going to work at all! (Just make sure you have enough room in your closet next to your old Suzanne Somers Thigh Master.)
I agree with you completely about cleavage on TV.Not just in commercials,but just about every show on tv! it is ridiculous. this product cannot work,because your breasts are mostly fat glands,and those cannot be made bigger,except when you are pregnant or have surgery. And as you get older,gravity takes over,and that certainly can’t be changed! there is no”underlying”tissue! my plastic surgeon told me that years ago. I had breast reduction,and he told me that losing weight would not reduce the size of my bust. unbelievable how gullible women are.
Comment by melissa miller — July 9th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Ok. I know some folks may not fall for the hype in this video. But I’ve personally noticed my breasts get larger when I gain weight and also get dramatically smaller when I work out. So, Melissa, I’m sorry but I cant agree with your surgeon. Being physically fit does change your breasts. And there is muscle under your breast that, when worked out, help keep your breats upright (not forever of course). I think your surgeon was just trying to get paid. Talk to any physical trainer or massage therapist. Your breasts are what you make them.
Comment by Jo — July 12th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I could watch this all day long. It’s a masterpiece.
Comment by Fiar — July 14th, 2008 at 4:48 am