Hazel from the Magic Bullet Gets Her Own Website

The websiteEveryone’s favorite disheveled, incoherent, booze-soaked chain-smoker finally has a website of their own.

No it’s not Charlie Sheen…it’s Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial!

This fan page (which seems to have been first put online in 2009) can be found at:

The website, which claims to be the work of Hazel herself, offers insights into the character of the charming woman who graces Mick and Mimi (and all the rest of us) with her presence on the Magic Bullet and Magic Bullet To Go infomercials.

On the page titled “Email Retorts,” Hazel gives us the answers we’ve been wanting to questions such as “What really happened with you and Berman in that tent?” and “What’s your last name, and how old are you?”

Perhaps the Magic Hazel website will offer some small consolation to the legions of Hazel fans still smarting over her absence from the Bullet Express and Baby Bullet infomercials.

A muumuu-draped, nicotine-stained thanks to Anne Packrat for letting us know about the Magic Hazel website.


  • 5 Responses to “Hazel from the Magic Bullet Gets Her Own Website”

  • I recently viewed I’m having a hard time believing this lady is actually Hazel. Her way of speaking (or typing to be exact) is way too eloquent to be the Hazel on TV. Hazel on TV is brash and crude at times, while the website Hazel almost comes across as British proper. Just my opinion.

    Comment by Jennifer on March 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm

  • Having visited only confirms my belief the the Bullet franchise suffered when they dropped her from the ads. The only thing more amazing is that the site’s been around this long and we’ve only just found out about it.

    Now, they just need to give Hazel her own product lines to push and all will be perfect.

    Comment by Thomas on March 11, 2011 at 8:58 pm

  • Interestingly, the video there shows “”, which means they are using video from this site.

    Comment by znkp on April 30, 2011 at 2:35 am

  • correction: Interestingly, two of the videos there show “”, which means they use videos from this site.

    Comment by znkp on April 30, 2011 at 2:39 am

  • Would someone email me on who the actress is who is Hazel ?thank you.

    Comment by chris r on April 17, 2013 at 4:25 pm