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Cast of the Magic Bullet Simpsonized

August 2nd, 2007 Paul Lucas

I threatened to Simpsonize more of your favorite infomercial stars so here it goes with the cast of the Magic Bullet infomercial. (You can compare them to these pictures of the Magic Bullet cast.)

Here are Hazel, Berman, Mick and Mimi:

Here are Fred, Wilma, Ike, and the Amazed Blonde:

A couple of comments: Please forgive my colorblindness, especially with regards to the men’s hair. The Simponsizer has this pallet that made it hard for me to pick out a realistic hair color, but if you’ve ever seen The Simpsons you know from Marge and Moe that the residents of Springfield often have odd hair color.

In general I thought the women turned out better than the men. Unfortunately, the Simpsonizer did not offer a cigarette as an option (probably to keep the blood-sucking lawyers from going after them Joe Camel-style). So the Hazel image is missing a very crucial element here.

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4 Responses to “Cast of the Magic Bullet Simpsonized”

  1. berman is the best

    Comment by dan — August 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm

  2. HAHAHA! I recognized all the top ones! Good job.

    Comment by Francois Tremblay — August 14th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

  3. Okay, I just realized, the Amazed Blonde has GOT to be named Mamie.

    See, Ike and Mamie? Plus, she’s Mimi’s sister, so, Mimi and Mamie.

    Okay, the sister part is just my assumption, because they look alike and shop at the same store, but it sure does fit, dunnit?

    Comment by Scott Mercer — August 22nd, 2007 at 6:14 am

  4. No, actually the Amazed Blonde is now named Tina in the “Magic Bullet To Go” infomercial. Get it? Ike and Tina, as in Ike and Tina Turner?

    But the Magic Bullet cast Simpsonized…….LMFAO! I love it! Berman, Hazel, and Ike look so like their real-life counterparts.

    BTW, in the Magic Bullet To Go infomercial, Hazel and Berman are lovers. Icky!

    Comment by Darth Chaos — October 18th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

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