Infomercial Hell Blog
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Sticky Nips: Are You Cold or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
If you love the chic look of perpetually aroused nipples poking through clothing, then these falsies for the nipples are an essential fashion accessory. Go through life with everyone assuming you are either too chilly or too horny.
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Snap-On Feathers Cashes In on the "Hottest New Hair Craze" for White Trash
The creators of Snap-On Feathers hope to get fans of glitter nail polish and Dr. Pepper lip gloss into hopping onto the newest fashion trend sweeping the nation: Sticking bird plumage into one’s hair. Because I do not follow women’s...
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Jay Kordich Returns to TV (But Don't Call Him "The Juiceman")
After a nearly 15 year hiatus from the airwaves, Jay Kordich returns to TV with an infomercial for his PowerGrind Pro juice machine. Kordich came to prominence in the 1990s with infomercials selling his Juiceman juicer. Widely known as “The...
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Baby Bullet Video: Oh My Gosh! That Has a Face On It!
Among the guests at Jenny’s baby shower on the Baby Bullet infomercial is an unnamed Asian lady in yellow who gets way too worked up over the grinning faces found on various parts of the baby food making system: Thus...
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Up, Up and a Weigh Presents a Fake Evil, Greedy, Corporate Executive Bastard Getting Rich Off Your Baggage Fees
The infomercial for Up, Up and a Weigh, a device for weighing luggage, tries to pass itself off (at least in the beginning) as some sort of a news report on the burning issue of rapidly rising airline baggage fees:...
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Perfect Saw Makes Spontaneous Lumberjacking a Way of Life
How many times have you been struck with the sudden urge to fell some timber but realized you had no saw close at hand? I HATE when that happens!! Now the Perfect Saw allows you to unleash your inner lumberjack...
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Plate Talk Displays Your Useless Blabber on Your License Plate Frame
Sometimes you’ll hear about a product you never thought you needed, but once you see how clever and useful it is you just can’t wait to get one for yourself. Other times you hear about a product you never thought...
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Infomercial News: Russ Dalbey Gets Sued and Kevin Trudeau Ponders Run for Congress
Russ Dalbey, creator of the “Winning in the Cash Flow Business” money making program, joins the likes of Tom Vu, Dave Del Dotto, and William McCorkle on the list of infomercial stars in trouble with the government. On May 23,...
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The Back Up Lets You Keep a Shotgun Next to Your Bed at All Times
Tired of countless infomercials peddling face creams and exercise equipment? The Back Up is here to present the world with a whole new category of “As Seen On TV” product! Kids have their teddy bears, so why not keep a...
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Light Headed: This Cap Lets You Look Like a Doofus In The Dark
In the daytime everyone can see what a dork you are, but what about at night? With the Light Headed cap you can attract attention to how lame you are when the sun goes down: This text will be replaced...
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Happy Hot Dog Man: Now Your Wiener Can Be Creepier Than Ever
Perhaps the biggest non-problem in America today is children refusing to eat hot dogs. So now the Happy Hot Dog Man has come along to provide a fun solution to this non-problem: Yes , this is a real commercial for...
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Diva Dangler: Dang, This is One Odd Infomercial!
If you are tired of generic-looking infomercials, then check out the ad for Diva Dangler, which is just stange enough to be interesting. The product itself is straightforward enough. Diva Danger looks like a picture frame, but it holds earrings...
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Infomercial News: Jeanne Bice Dies and Montel Williams Starts a Pot Club
Wanted to let everyone in on some news about two celebrities in the home shopping and infomercial world. First, Jeanne M. Bice, the rotund woman who sold her gaudy Quacker Factory fashions on QVC for years, died on June 10...
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My Top Off: Convenient Way for Douchebags to Open Their Zima Bottles
TV infomercials have given us plenty of strange products, lame sales pitches and bad acting over the years. But no infomercial has given us quite the amount of douchebaggery in evidence in the My Top Off ad: The douchiness starts...
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Maynguene Banana…Maynguene Banana. Baby Bullet Remade as a Horror Movie
We always knew there was a dark undercurrent running through the Magic Bullet infomercials. Now, YouTube user WolfgoreShow has fully teased out the latent terror of the Baby Bullet infomercial: The haunting quality of this video is achieved through use...
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"Arthur!" Celebrate the Acting Craft at Work on the EZ Bagz Infomercial
The allure of lights, camera, and action tempts many to pursue a career in the performing arts. Not surprisingly, the number of people who hope to be actors far exceeds the number of acting jobs available. Countless men and women...
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Spray White 90: Kelly Monaco, Swearing, Fake Flirting, and an Adam West-Lookalike Can't Save this Snoozefest!
The time I spent viewing the Spray White 90 infomercial was the most boring chore I’ve had since slogging through the Montel Williams AbCoaster snoozefest. So take this post as an earnest plea and warning to others who may be...
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Behind the Scenes at the Magic Bullet To Go Infomercial: An Interview with Bill Beck
Recently I received the following email: Hey there. My name is bill beck and I actually had a speaking role in the magic bullet to go infomercial. I played the guy that came up and said, to Mick and Mimi,...
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Mick Hastie Launches the Magic Bullet "Kitchen Magician" Contest
Okay you Magic Bullet freaks. Mick is holding “The Magic Bullet Kitchen Magician” contest to find people with a “great personalities” to create videos showcasing their most creative Magic Bullet recipes: I wonder if there really is a “Bullet Headquarters”...
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Contour Chair Commercial: "I Got the Microwave!"
Here is a real blast from the past! If you watched TV during the 1980s, you almost certainly caught this ad for the Contour Chair, which aired heavily on local stations during the mornings and afternoons. This commercial may have...
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