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Perfect Saw Makes Spontaneous Lumberjacking a Way of Life

July 21st, 2011 by Paul Lucas

How many times have you been struck with the sudden urge to fell some timber but realized you had no saw close at hand?

I HATE when that happens!!

Now the Perfect Saw allows you to unleash your inner lumberjack whenever the mood strikes you.

Hand saws and chain saws are so inconvenient to constantly carry around, but the Perfect Saw easily fits in your pocket or diaper bag so you will always be ready to clear cut a wooded acre.

Apparently, the fad of “flash lumberjacking” has gotten so popular that Perfect Saw already has a competitor in Mighty Saw:

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I love how the Mighty Saw infomercial demos its “portable chainsaw” in a shopping mall. Now whenever that decorative tree inside your local Galleria obstructs your view of Wetzel’s Pretzels you will have a quick remedy!

6 Responses to “Perfect Saw Makes Spontaneous Lumberjacking a Way of Life”

  1. Did Kay Jewelers, Florsheim, and Best Buy pay for product placement in the Mighty Saw infomercial?

    Comment by euGene — July 21st, 2011 at 3:05 pm

  2. I work for MTD products and we only charge around $50 for a chainsaw / polesaw. That quoted price is ridiculous!!

    http://www.mtdproducts.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/category2_10500_20500_1341976_1341971__-1

    Comment by Kirk M — July 23rd, 2011 at 8:44 pm

  3. Hmmm, I might be able to use this, only because I make costume props and I’d like to branch out. It is rather limited to circular things though. :/

    Comment by Anne Packrat — July 24th, 2011 at 9:39 am

  4. Maybe it’s the mall setting, but the Mighty Saw does somehow seem less impressive than the Perfect Saw.

    Comment by Thomas — July 25th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

  5. Also great for cutting off those hookerheads.

    Comment by Gabster — July 25th, 2011 at 10:14 pm

  6. does it work good on your cutitles also.

    Comment by Jim Audet — September 25th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

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