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Go Girl: Doctor Freud, Call Your Office!

For years academic feminists have railed against patriarchic Freudian psychiatrists who propounded the theory of “penis envy.” But the producers of the Go Girl infomercial realize, “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”

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I quite enjoy the Go Girl catchphrase, “Don’t Take Life Sitting Down.” I’ve heard it called a wiz, a wee wee, a piss, and a pee pee, but this is the first time I have ever heard of the act of urination referred to as “life.”

I also liked the statement, “Guys have had a little more convenience than we have for years.” Yes, since the late 1970s at least.

The manufacturer was considerate enough to make Go Girl in a feminine color, so you ladies won’t imagine that you have a dude’s massive wang sticking out of your crotch when you take a leak.

Just in case you might want to dismiss Go Girl as a joke or parody, please note that you can buy GoGirl at Amazon. It may never find favor with the general public, but Go Girl has a long life ahead of it as a star of fetish videos.

Anyone involved in direct marketing or direct response will admire the strong call to action featured at the end of the Go Girl commercial: “SAMPLE TEXT”

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  • 5 Responses to “Go Girl: Doctor Freud, Call Your Office!”

  • Look, I could sort of see why someone might think this is a good idea. Like, if you were taking a long car trip through the desert and places to stop are few and far between. This could only be sold through an infomercial, though. No woman would buy this in a store.

    Comment by Thomas on July 18, 2012 at 8:19 pm

  • Funny enough, there is actually a product that allows women to pee standing up that looks like a big ol’ wang. It’s called the Shenis. While amusing (imagine a girl walking into the men’s bathroom during a concert and whipping that puppy out), it doesn’t seem practical due to its size.

    Comment by Deb on July 26, 2012 at 1:46 pm

  • Kind of odd that a man is holding the product for display.

    Comment by Jan on July 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm

  • @Deb: Thanks for the comment. I urge everyone who wants a good laugh to check out the Shenis website: http://www.shenis.com

    @Jan: If you look at what the person holding the product is wearing, it looks the same as what the host is wearing. So I think she is actually holding the product. She must suffer from “man hands.”

    Comment by Paul Lucas on July 27, 2012 at 5:59 pm

  • I have one of these–it’s called the P-Style. Incredibly useful for road trips, as hilarious as it might seem.

    Comment by Canaduck on August 16, 2012 at 10:11 pm

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