KD Kuffs are Cloth Bags for Your Ears

What do you do when your hair stylist starts abusing drugs or is diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease? Her shaky hands will result in your ears being regularly singed by curling irons and knicked by clippers.

Sure, you could just try to find another stylist, but that’s the easy way out, and it shows a lot of disloyalty to abandon a person when they are down. Instead, just protect your ears from the abuse of your stylist’s unsteady hands with a cloth cover, such as KD Kuffs:

With KD Kuffs you won’t end up with ears burned beyond recognition! No longer will your ears get so badly bloodied that people ask if you’ve been in a fight with Mike Tyson.

The KD Kuffs commercial features actress Sherri Shepherd of The View and 30 Rock, but for some odd reason she is never mentioned by name. I suppose they didn’t want a celebrity endorsement distracting people from the amazing usefulness of their product.

Perhaps there really is a quiet epidemic of ear flesh being scorched by too-hot hair dryers and sliced by slipping scissors, in which case the KD Kuffs cloth bags for the ears will be the same kind of surprise hit as the Snuggie blanket with sleeves.


  • 3 Responses to “KD Kuffs are Cloth Bags for Your Ears”

  • As a girl who was often at the whim of older sisters and a mother who wanted to “dress me up some” by curling my hair, this would have been a godsend. Getting your ear burned by a curling iron HURTS!

    Comment by Anne Packrat on July 26, 2012 at 3:16 pm

  • Now if the hippie from the book Wayside School is Falling Down had these. Maybe he still would have an ear.

    Comment by pikapal on August 11, 2012 at 5:02 pm

  • I have very thick curly hair and it takes forever for my hair to dry. The constant heat is unbearable. Thanks for the heads up. I never knew such a product exsist. I’m ordeing my pair today!

    Comment by Susan Steinberg on July 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm