Extamax: The Most Shameless Male Enhancement Infomercial Yet
December 8th, 2008 Paul Lucas
Ridiculous Infomercial Review reader Al Frank sent me a tape of an infomercial for a product called Extamax. The Extamax infomercial sells pills for “male enhancement” much like the ExtenZe and Alzare infomercials did. Yet Extamax boldly surpasses those earlier infomercials in its shamelessness and sleaziness.
The main tactic used by the Extamax infomercial is a series of “Candid Confessions” segments in which women comment on such topics as whether size matters and the biggest guys they’ve been with. I wonder what kind of scuzzy nightclubs the producers of this program had to troll through to find all these skanks. Here is a taste of what Extamax gives the viewing public:
There is a lot more to say about the Extamax infomercial. I will be writing a full review of it in the near future.
i think it’s lovely. You cannot think of better incentives for men to stop for a second and watch this clip.
Comment by Christian — December 9th, 2008 at 8:28 am
What get’s me about these women is that they all seem to have the mercenery demeanor of a 55 year-old barfly. Alcohol would have to play a part in ignoring their cruelties.
Comment by Al Frank — December 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
“I’m just not into it, I’m like not even aroused by it.”
Yeah, like nature’s gross and shit. Ew.
“A guy with that’s small down there like has to take steroids and get buff to like make money and compensate for it.”
Attention men! steroids make your wang smaller. Thank you for listening.
Oh, and the last chick on this vid is Dallas, also known as a contestant on Rock of Love and Rock of Love: Charm School. So we know she has been around and tested plenty of dicks in her lifetime.
Thanks Paul and Al for discovering this infomercial, I will be scouring my late night television for it tonight.
Comment by Mel — December 9th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Wow, they should’ve got Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial for this…
Comment by TimNRA757 — December 9th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
And need I mention that “Dr. Victoria Zdrok” is, asides from being a dating coach and relationship advisor, a former porn star?
Seriously, try looking her up on Google with safe search off*.
Also, Nilanti, one of the women in the “confessions” segments, appears to be a bikini/lingerie model, also determined by google search*.
* I was just watching the infomercial on TV and got a hunch that it was full of porn stars. Sue me.
Comment by Joshua — December 14th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Why are (men) so ignorant? Have they ever thought the females who say THEY are Too Small may just be WAY TOO BIG THEMSELVES. If you could park a small car in it. It’s Too BIG LADY..
Comment by Tom Roudine — December 14th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Gentlemen many a time I hear females shamelessly ask men.. “Do You Have A Lot Of Money” my comment back would be YES, but the real question is “Do You Have A Super Good P***y” cause if it’s not SUPER I won’t invest $5.00 in it.
They all say Yes I Do, but when you can slip your whole hand into (it) without much effort, It’s Way Too Big..
Comment by Joe — December 14th, 2008 at 10:39 am
These aren’t real women… they’re WHORES. They are promiscuous, used-up whores with wicked nymphomania. Don’t value their opinions; they are cursory existences with small minds.
Comment by ShaunD. — December 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
It’s not only the size of the car that matters, it’s the size of the garage. I’ve seen women that
when they spread their legs, I found myself looking for the toll booth. So fellows,if your small, who are you going to please…YOU. That’s all that matters. If you can get past the smell, you’ve got it licked, maybe not.
Comment by buck — December 15th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I am a coach to super athletes…steroids do not, I say again, do not shrink your penis, they make your testicles shrink because your body shuts down the ability to produce testosterone.
Comment by Luis — December 19th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I stand corrected, don’t be afraid to shoot steroids into your ass guys!
Comment by Mel — December 19th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
wow they all sound like sluts that have been ripped up so bad they couldn’t even feel a baseball bat in there
Comment by LOL — December 28th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Victoria Zdrok (Wikipedia):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Zdrok
Comment by Znkp — December 30th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
It looks like, the only people they should have sex with are, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Mandingo et al., which I am sure, they do anyhow!
Comment by Znkp — January 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
ive been watching lie to me and if that show has any truth to it than this infomercial is full of crap watch the lady selling the stuff she slips up a couple of times. sad all about the money huh???
Comment by chris — February 1st, 2009 at 12:46 am
one of those broads i’ve seen in magazines, nilanti naraian; the others are just girls trying to be actresses they’re all paid to say that stuff.
Comment by Logan — February 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 am
lets be blunt a woman is still mad, whether your dick is big or small,if you can’t fuck her good and cum too fast. the only difference between the two is she’ll be loose after the big one.
she’ll still bitch at you for cumming fast.
Comment by D — February 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 am
Someone has issues, D.
For all the men watching this thing and foaming at the mouth about how hateful and horrible women are and why don’t we worry about the size of our vaginas and blah blah blah, COME ON. Do you really think the bitches on this program actually represent the majority of females? Do you think they even represent THEMSELVES? Clearly they’re getting paid to recite these ridiculous, crushing lines. Stop being so insecure.
Comment by Canaduck — March 26th, 2009 at 12:01 am
When you can put both hands in and still clap then her grand canyon needs to be shrunk. Don’t they have any drugs to shrink that impossibly HUGE space between their legs?
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Why aren’t these commercials on during the day when soap operas and talk shows are airing? Just a thought.
Comment by Kristopher Jackson — May 15th, 2009 at 3:54 am
I just want a monster cock
Comment by Dong — August 20th, 2009 at 8:47 am