GoJo Hands Free: An Even Better Way to Look Like a Douchebag

actually the gojo is a great idea. who says you have to walk around wearing it, wouldnt you like to go hands free for long talks at home? this is why you write for a hate blog and are not successful. GOJO! 🙂

I wish i woulda thot of that. i luv how DOUCHE BAGS who write for blogs don’t have the balls to put their NAME on the articl ahahaha real journalism. hahahaha

Yep. I sure do hate that anonymous journalism!

You know joe grey offers 10 grand to any one who with a hands free better than the gojoe. Why not put money where your big mouth is?
obviously you are broke and could use the cash lol

http://www.joegray.net

your review doesn’t seem to mention that this product actually works. it isn’t really a fashion product it is to talk hands free.

Hey Zacatack: Thanks for proving that people who use the GoJo really are total douchebags!

WOOAAAAA witty witty Paul. this is why you write for a make believe blog. haha

I love the hate comments almost as much as I love the terrible informercials.

Paul, your website rocks!

There is no way I would consider buying a device that would strap a cellphone to my head! The idea that cellphones may expose your brain to readiation is still being researched, but until there is a definite answer I am inclined to say that GoJo is a terrible idea!

another totally worthless website.

Wow, I think you’re being attacked by an army of sock puppets!

@Anne:

You are correct. The comments from “Janice V,” “kittykayla,” and “ZACATACK” were all posted from the same IP address.

And don’t miss the keen insights and thoughtful observations that “ZACATACK” left on other blog posts.

@Autumn: Glad you like the blog…and even the comments!

Joe Gray is so INSECURE and such an ASSHOLE that he has to go to every blog and post comments under FAKE names, resorting to personal insults like a LITTLE BABY!

Paul, Keep up the great work on your blog. Your articles are a lot of fun.

GOJO – just the thing for irradiating the entire side of your head with bucketsful of microwave radiation!! Not content with the teensy bit of EMF radiation coming out of a Bluetooth device, lucky GOJO users can now pour the full power of Microwave EMF being emitted from their cellphone’s antenna through their apparently-already-damaged brain cells, and hasten the onset of hemispheric neural carcinoma (brain cancer, folks) and other miserable, lingering, life-ending diseases.

And yes, Ridiculous Infomercial Review, 99% of us ARE getting the jokes, and appreciate your continuing work at wringing the irony out of these media monstrosities! Many thanks.

@Paul – Zac does not seem very fond of you! Though he does have quite the bro-crush for Vince Offer.

“Low-tech douchery” was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this ad.

It’s sad to see people who are so enslaved to their phones.

Not sure why Zacatack thinks this blog trafficks in “journalism,” what ever that is, or supposed to be. It’s a guy commenting wittily on absurd commercials.
Yay, the first ammendment. Yay, the internet.

Paul, don’t let the idiot sock puppets limit you! If some people can’t take criticism of their questionable products, then they shouldn’t enter the marketplace. PERIOD.

I don’t understand why so many have to put such negative comments. If you don’t have anything positive to say, don’t leave a comment.

Ha. Hilarious. Made my day.

I love Paul Lucas and his hilarious infomercial reviews!

I, too, enjoy Paul Lucas’ blog wholeheartedly!

I agree with the other two posters directly above me! It’s amazing how many people agree, Paul Lucas is a hilarious blogger.

I saw this commercial yesterday and almost fell out of my chair. That’s Average Joe! He used to be a singer in his own one man band. I knew him when he stood around bars staring at college girls. Wow, time hasn’t been kind to him! He used to be cute in a creepy way. I guess that singing gig didn’t work out.

@dubdub the funny thing is Joe Gray is not his real name anyways, even that is fake. First name is real, last name is not.

and you know some douchbags will attach the suction cup to there balls to get off,that’s how this guy got his idea

Please, this guy, journalist, knows what hes talking about. you are the douche bags.

I look forward to more of this.

Great article, screw the haters.
That bullcrap handset is douchebaggery at it’s finest.

Just saw the GoJo at the Dollar Tree. The official one not a knockoff.