Vince Offer Tries to Sell the ShamWow in Spanish

Vince es un pinche pendejo.

Hi did you know spanish is spoken like this with long gaps between words ?

He sounds like a japanese person trying to speak spanish with a french accent

Wow. I bet David Duke speaks Spanish better than that.

I hope they do a spanish slap chop

iVas a gustar mis huevos!

I’m now all for making English the official language of the United States just so Vince will shut up.

The accent is dreadful, the cadence choppy, the translation wholly incorrect in some places. Still, it eases my mind to know that the folks in “Alemania hacen cosas buenas.” He still can’t shut up about the damn Germans, even in the Spanish version.

Hilarious! My favorite part is at the end with the real Spanish speaker. He says something about “todos la dia.” They’re repeating that stupid “cause you know we can’t do this all day” line from the original!

I didn’t think the tale of Vince Offer could possibly get any more absurd, but here we go again. Vince has topped himself. How can he possibly do another spot more goofy than this one? I look forward to finding out.

Great almighty that is hilarious.

It’s like a 7th grade Spanish project “Perform an infomercial in Spanish!” after only 8 months of learning the language slow-pace. Hahaha.

He has shat on the Spanish language.

Weird…he actually says that it lasts ten years(diez anos) in this one without it being dubbed in.

I used to knock this guy too, until I actually learned his story.
This guy has my support, no matter how cheesy his infomercials are. If shelling out $20 helps someone with this tenacity fight the Good Fight, I’ll do it once a week.

Belly button fuzz!!

I think it’s fun. He’s not trying to be Robert DeNiro. You guys would pick the eyeballs out of road kill.

Heh, as a linguist I can appreciate his attempts. It’s kinda sweet. However, even as someone who doesn’t speak any Spanish, I can tell that this is horrible. Oh well. Keep trying, Vince. This is the first thing you’ve done that I didn’t find creepy.

Also, um, Lisa, what’s with the DeNiro comment? He’s not Spanish.

I don’t speak Spanish at all, but I know I could do a much better job at doing this infomercial than Vince. For anybody who speaks Spanish either their native tongue or a second language, you have my condolences.

It sounds like someone was feeding it to him him, and he was repeating like a Parrot, line by line. Oldest Gimmick in the book..He doesn’t really care if he speaks correctly or not, its part of the “wow factor” they use to get people’s attention to sell a product.

¡No podemos hacer esto todo el día! Hahahaha – a lot of this shit is translated terribly, but Vince absolutely had to convey the point that they certainly can’t do this all day. Even though he says that at Noon, 6:00pm, and 3:00am.

The employees behind the counter at Taco Bell always give confused stares.

“No se, solo se vendeeee!!!!” is supposed to replace the part where the guy says “I dunno it sells itself”, however the real meaning is something like “Idk, we just sell this thing”.
*facepalm*
trust me, I’m spanish myself, this Vince videos have even more potential lulz than the english ones.

YOU PATHETIC BLOGGERS AREN’T WORTHY TO LICK VINCE’S NUTS.

PAUL LUKAS WANTS TO PLAY WITH VINCE’S NUTS IN HIS MOUTH.

GIVE THE GUY CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!!!

AT LEAST HE WAS CARING ENOUGH TO TRY YOU FUKKKNN DOUCHE BAGS.

THIS IS WHY AMERICANS ARE HATED ON EARTH.

STUPID AMERICANS WHO DO NOTHING BUT TALK SH– WHILE HIDING QUIVERING BEHIND AN ANONYMOUS COMPUTER SCREEN.

YOU PATHETIC BASTARDS… PAUL LUCAS IS YOUR KING.

BWAHAHAHAHAAA

YOU MORONS CAN’T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH, AND YOU STILL YOU TALK SHTT?

KILL YOURSELVES. SERIOUSLY,

KILL YOURSELVES AND DO NOT REPRODUCE LOL

# 1-22 COMMENTER’S INCOME, ALL ADDED UP TOGETHER WOULDN’T EQUAL WHAT VINCE MAKES IN A WEEK.

LEARN YOUR PLACE PEASANTS!!!

being Schticky becuase he stole the OMG now vince is sued by a single mom idea from her