Put Away Your Tin Foil Hats! The E-Pendant with EMR Blocker is Here!

Sure, we all want to prevent the Illuminati, CFR, and Bilderbergers from using government satellites to read our brainwaves and control our thoughts. But wearing a tin foil hat is soooo passé. Instead, protect yourself with the EP2 E-Pendant with EMR Blocker:

And as an added bonus the E-Pendant can be placed near food or drink to “revitalize that food or drink in as little as 30 seconds, and you can taste and feel the difference.” Great, now I don’t have to throw away that moldy can of Spam sitting in the back of my fridge!

It will surprise no one to learn that E-Pendant is a sponsor of Kevin Trudeau’s radio show and that Kevin Trudeau heartily endorses the pendant and recommended it to his listeners as a Christmas present, claiming “I’m wearing my E-Pendant right now and never take it off!”

Learn more about the “finest protection from electronic interference” at

An ultra-high frequency thank you to reader znkp for letting us know about the E-Pendant


  • 3 Responses to “Put Away Your Tin Foil Hats! The E-Pendant with EMR Blocker is Here!”

  • Oh, come on; this isn’t someone’s class assignment for his Broadcasting 101 course in junior college?! Extra credit for the dignified pauses where busting out laughing would be a common reaction.

    Obviously, I need one of these “magnificent” gizmos to treat my “negative thoughts.”

    Comment by Melanie A. on August 31, 2011 at 2:50 pm

  • Did you see the My Jesus Rock video? OMG! I’m speechless!

    Comment by Chris Pawelski on September 2, 2011 at 9:33 pm

  • Thanks, Chris! That video reminds me of Peter Popoff and Danny Vierra.

    Comment by Paul Lucas on September 3, 2011 at 5:52 pm