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Kevin Trudeau Ordered Back to Jail…After He Holds a Fundraiser

In a development that surprised no one, infomercial pitchman Kevin Trudeau did not cooperate with court-appointed auditors to reveal where he has all of his assets stashed. So today the judge in the case ordered Trudeau back to jail and promised to keep him there until he finally turns over all his assets.

Yet Kevin Trudeau is not in jail right now because the judge “allowed him to hold off surrendering until Tuesday so he can attend a fundraiser in Washington to raise contributions for his legal defense fund,” according to the Chicago Tribune.

So these questions remain:

* Are you going to have the chicken or fish entrée at Kevin’s fundraiser?

* Is the fundraiser a black-tie event with tinfoil hat optional? Or vice versa?

* Is the EMR Blocker E-Pendant going to be one of the door prizes?

* Will the no-host bar feature wines and spirits from Kevin’s biometric vault in Switzerland?

* During the dancing portion, will the GIN Anti-Masonic All-Star Band be taking requests?

* Does the person at each table with the most Bilderberger friends get to take home the floral centerpiece?

Update October 22, 2013: Kevin Trudeau is finally behind bars again. Read more from the Chicago Tribune. We will have to wait and see how long Trudeau remains in jail this time. Hopefully it will be long enough for him to collaborate with his cellmates on the book, Prison Toilet Wine Secrets “They” Don’t Want You to Know About

Update October 28, 2013: The judge released Kevin Trudeau from jail today, but promised he would face perjury charges if receivers are able to find any of the assets Trudeau says he doesn’t have. Watch the report from WLS in Chicago.

Comments

  • 6 Responses to “Kevin Trudeau Ordered Back to Jail…After He Holds a Fundraiser”

  • Is this Judge for real?! “Why sure, go ahead to YOUR party to raise money that you REFUSE to hand over” NOT!! Get his sorry butt to jail!

    Comment by Jennifer on October 16, 2013 at 4:15 pm

  • Ahh I was wondering what the latest on my favorite infomercial pitchman was. The guy almost reminds me of Santo Gold sans the “Gold” chains.

    Hell that’d be a Dream Team Infomercial! Throw in Vince Offer and you got a powerhouse trio of infomercial fail.

    Comment by Kyle L Varnell on October 16, 2013 at 10:12 pm

  • What are the odds that some of KT’s conspiracy kook buddies help him escape the country and go the full Edward Snowden route?

    Comment by euGene on October 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

  • Trudeau is right up there with John Gotti – nothing sticks to this guy. I’m also wondering why he needs to have a fundraiser for his legal defense. Surely there is at least one attorney who is a member of Trudeau’s secret society that will defend him pro bono.

    Comment by Kyla on October 21, 2013 at 8:47 pm

  • It is derogatory to use a trivial phrase such as “infomercial pitchman” for Kevin Trudeau; it is like saying “that guy who does physics” while referring to Einstein.

    Kevin Trudeau is the undisputed infomercial king, the Telfon Don of infomercials, and its Boss of all Bosses.

    Comment by znkp on October 27, 2013 at 12:59 am

  • Oops! I meant the Teflon Don (the first one died in prison). Sorry for the typo.

    Comment by znkp on October 27, 2013 at 1:00 am

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