Spankie and Phrobi Combine Snuggie Rip-Offs with Snuggie Parodies!

It seems the parade of Snuggie knock off products is not quite finished yet. However, two recent products have decided to make their own Snuggie parody videos in an attempt to sell their Snuggie-style products.

Spankie: The Snuggie for Habitual Masturbators

The Spankie is the blanket with sleeves for the man who likes to jerk off—as well as the woman who regularly uses her vaginal canal as a food storage unit.

This commercial video also parodies ShamWow and Slap Chop pitchman Vince Offer—who will no doubt wear the Spankie when patronizing prostitutes on chilly nights.

Although this video looks like it is just a joke, the Spankie is a real product (obviously meant as a gag/novelty item) that you can actually purchase at

And don’t miss their subtle logo:

Phrobi: The Robe for People Who Go Commando in Their Snuggies

This Phrobi commercial targets the person who likes to drape a Snuggie over his or her nude body and then go out in public with it. Surely one of the narrowest niches ever!

Once again, this is not merely a humorous video but a commercial for a real product you can buy at

When the Snuggie first came out, people never seemed to tire of pointing out, “It’s just a backwards robe.” So now Phrobi comes along and makes a forwards robe—in other words, just a robe!

By adding a hood at least the Phrobi finally makes the illusion of being a medieval monk complete.


  • 2 Responses to “Spankie and Phrobi Combine Snuggie Rip-Offs with Snuggie Parodies!”

  • Jeebus, life imitates parody. When will the snake stop eating its own tail? (Or tale?)

    Here’s yet another example! If you’ve seen WALL-E or Idiocracy, this idea should look familiar!

    Is it even REAL? Or a JOKE? The FOREVER LAZY!

    Comment by Scott Mercer on January 14, 2011 at 2:34 pm

  • Lol, you’re right. The Phrobi is just a robe.

    Comment by c_plus on October 4, 2011 at 1:14 am