Armando Montelongo Says His Live Real Estate Event Will Make Wives Respect Their Husbands

Real estate investing guru Armando Montelongo is holding seminars this week in my area, and for the last two weeks straight he has been carpet bombing the local airwaves with infomercials advertising this event. I have never seen such a heavy saturation airing of a single infomercial. I have been trying to get the Baby Bullet infomercial recorded, but 60% of the time when I start watching “Paid Programming” on my DVR I see Armando Montelongo again, talking about his live real estate event.

Most of the Armando Montelongo infomercial is your typical get-rich-quick real estate pitch. He targets people who want more money and people who need more money. However, one part of his infomercial aims at a different demographic entirely: men whose wives have lost respect for them.

So husbands, if you think your wife might be cuckolding you, here is your chance to regain her admiration once and for all by letting Armando Montelongo teach you how to flip houses for profit!

Also note how Armando literally points to his pulse points when he says, “I have my pulse on the real estate marketplace”—a very considerate gesture for all those ESL students watching his infomercial who have no idea what the word “pulse” means.


  • 6 Responses to “Armando Montelongo Says His Live Real Estate Event Will Make Wives Respect Their Husbands”

  • He gave us all the finger while he was checking his own pulse.

    Comment by John H on January 19, 2011 at 5:49 am

  • Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But let me ask you, how much money do YOU have?

    Comment by Suzanne on January 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm

  • A brilliant question, Suzanne! After all, no human being should be allowed to laugh at Armando Montelongo’s infomercial unless he or she has substatial financial resources. It only makes sense.

    Therefore, I will publish my entire net worth on this page, including full details of all of my assets and liabilities. It will take some time for me to gather all this information. So please check back on this page every single day until it is published.

    Comment by Paul Lucas on January 19, 2011 at 4:40 pm

  • Aw, Suzanne missed the point.

    Comment by Canaduck on January 19, 2011 at 10:52 pm

  • This guy used to carpet bomb one of my local talk radio stations with ads, one during every station break. That was about 4 or 5 years ago.

    Good to see old Armie has moved up in the world to television infomercials.

    Comment by Scott Mercer on January 20, 2011 at 12:01 am

  • Who cares about him where is his smoking hot wife! She’s worth watching for sure.

    Comment by jim on February 10, 2011 at 10:09 pm