More Snuggie Rip Offs: Cozy Comfort System and Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit

The parade of infomercials trying to cash in on the success of the Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves with ever more absurd product variations just keeps marching on.

Cozy Comfort System

Imagine being in one of these situations:

• You are a hardworking leatherman or dominatrix who uses standard leather restraints to bind and gag your sex slaves. During winter your S&M dungeon gets cold. How can you keep your slave feeling comfy while still providing the level of bondage he requires?
• You are a nurse at a mental institution. Whenever a lunatic gets out of control, you strap him into a straight jacket. But how do you keep your mental patients warm while still restricting their movement to prevent them from hurting themselves and others?

The solution is the Cozy Comfort System:

Notice how the Cozy commercial maintains the poetic tradition of the Snuggie with an opening rhyming couplet.

Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit

Apparently a large contingent of adult women desires the same kind of “footie” pajamas that toddlers wear. At least that is the belief of the Pajamagram company, which brings the world “one big warm hug you can wear” in the form of the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit:

“We all know someone who’s always cold around the house, even when the heat’s way up.” I fear a coming epidemic of old ladies draped head-to-toe in pink fleece.

Once again the College Humor Snuggie parody video I wrote about has proven to be prophetic. The Cozy and the Hoodie Footie are awfully close to the “Snugger”

Bonus Product: Pajama Jeans

Don’t you wish you could wear a fashionable pair of jeans that felt like you were wearing pajamas?

Me neither. But the folks at Pajamagram hope enough people do to make their Pajama Jeans a success:

Combine Pajama Jeans with a Bumpit and Booty Pop for an even better look!