Booty Pop Lets Women Everywhere Have a Fat Ass
October 17th, 2009 Paul Lucas
Now Caucasian and Asian women everywhere can have the “ghetto booty” they’ve long admired on the guests of the Maury Povich Show:
I quite enjoy the “pop” sound effect the commercial uses to emphasize “that bootylicious perky pop that all women want.”
The commercial calls BootyPop panties “Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret” and promises “now you can have that super sexy booty, just like the celebrities.” Maybe I haven’t been reading the National Enquirer as much as I should have lately, but are Hollywood celebrities especially known for having junk in the trunk? (With the exception of Calista Flockhart and Mickey Rourke, of course.)
Booty Pop offers a second pair of panties free, so women who are really desperate for a fat ass can wear both at the same time.
If the makers of Booty Pop can just get the mailing list of all the white women who bought the DramaTel, they will become rich beyond their wildest dreams.
The only thing that came to mind after the second viewing - why wasn’t Stan Lee in the commercial?
The pop noise is almost superhero-esque, as is the comic-style writing. :)
Comment by Jeff — October 18th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Frozen BootyPops - available in Cherry, Blueberry, or Lemon. Get them at your grocer’s freezer.
Comment by euGene — October 18th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
This makes me ashamed to have two x chromosomes.
Comment by Sarah H. — October 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
While I’ve never personally experienced the plight of the flat-ass, I’ve heard enough of guys (of all races and ethnicities) make fun of ladies with flat asses to realize why someone would actually invent this product.
Flat-assed women have rights too!!!
Comment by Devika — October 28th, 2009 at 8:09 am
I used to think that all white chicks had flat asses, but recently I found out that they used to hide them because white guys didn’t like a big ass. Shame on you white guys, shame.
Comment by Al Frank — November 1st, 2009 at 2:08 am
I really like how the pictures are cropped onto that pink background. It reminds me of Tim and Eric.
Comment by Yami — November 13th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Thank you for the article! For my part I wonder in my article if pop Booty represent the tyranny of the mode or a simple artifice of seduction (http://bit.ly/5kf4JF)
Comment by Writings of a Geek — January 7th, 2010 at 1:55 pm