Booty Pop Lets Women Everywhere Have a Fat Ass

Now Caucasian and Asian women everywhere can have the “ghetto booty” they’ve long admired on the guests of the Maury Povich Show:

I quite enjoy the “pop” sound effect the commercial uses to emphasize “that bootylicious perky pop that all women want.”

The commercial calls BootyPop panties “Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret” and promises “now you can have that super sexy booty, just like the celebrities.” Maybe I haven’t been reading the National Enquirer as much as I should have lately, but are Hollywood celebrities especially known for having junk in the trunk? (With the exception of Calista Flockhart and Mickey Rourke, of course.)

Booty Pop offers a second pair of panties free, so women who are really desperate for a fat ass can wear both at the same time.

If the makers of Booty Pop can just get the mailing list of all the white women who bought the DramaTel, they will become rich beyond their wildest dreams.


  • 12 Responses to “Booty Pop Lets Women Everywhere Have a Fat Ass”

  • The only thing that came to mind after the second viewing – why wasn’t Stan Lee in the commercial?

    The pop noise is almost superhero-esque, as is the comic-style writing. 🙂

    Comment by Jeff on October 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm

  • Frozen BootyPops – available in Cherry, Blueberry, or Lemon. Get them at your grocer’s freezer.

    Comment by euGene on October 18, 2009 at 7:43 pm

  • This makes me ashamed to have two x chromosomes.

    Comment by Sarah H. on October 22, 2009 at 1:06 pm

  • While I’ve never personally experienced the plight of the flat-ass, I’ve heard enough of guys (of all races and ethnicities) make fun of ladies with flat asses to realize why someone would actually invent this product.

    Flat-assed women have rights too!!!

    Comment by Devika on October 28, 2009 at 8:09 am

  • I used to think that all white chicks had flat asses, but recently I found out that they used to hide them because white guys didn’t like a big ass. Shame on you white guys, shame.

    Comment by Al Frank on November 1, 2009 at 2:08 am

  • I really like how the pictures are cropped onto that pink background. It reminds me of Tim and Eric.

    Comment by Yami on November 13, 2009 at 2:40 pm

  • Thank you for the article! For my part I wonder in my article if pop Booty represent the tyranny of the mode or a simple artifice of seduction (

    Comment by Writings of a Geek on January 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm

  • I love how they say “strategically placed pads”…where else would you put the pads, for the so called desired booty pop? XD

    Comment by Lee-Lee o3o on October 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm

  • lol, seriously all you have to do is eat well and get laid on a regular basis this will make the booty pop!!!

    Comment by lala on October 23, 2010 at 7:26 pm

  • I object to you calling this look a “fat” ass. Most women I know who look that way naturally are extremely toned athletes. Excess fat causes your ass to droop.

    Comment by Katy on July 22, 2011 at 5:39 am

  • I have tried it after reading this review and others and I am not impress at all. my husband was very turned off by the idea of butt padding, and they are not something you can wear with any type of clothing. I found a product called the booty wow, it makes your buttocks bigger without all the padding and most importantly you can wear it with any type of clothing, like that nice form fitting dress that has to be worn with a thong or something. its much cheaper than booty pop, and can be permanent overtime & faster if u work out your gluts.

    Comment by kendra lee on April 4, 2012 at 9:01 pm

  • For every Eric Cartman@

    Comment by ModernDays on November 15, 2016 at 3:16 pm