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If Your Butt and Crotch Reeks, Doc Bottoms Aspray Can Help

Finally some good news for all who suffer from crotch rot, stink ass, and swamp butt. This is a real commercial for a real product called Doc Bottoms Aspray:

Some thoughts:

1) This is a real product! I know it looks more like a lame infomercial parody someone put on YouTube just for yucks, but if you go to the website listed in the ad you will see that Doc Bottom’s Aspray is indeed for sale.

Plumbers on the Doc Bottoms Aspray commercial2) I have never worked in the plumbing industry, but I would not have thought it was common for a plumber to place his nose directly above the butt-crack of a fellow plumber as this commercial shows at 0:06.

3) The commercial says, “You can even Aspray your privates.” Do many people have such pungently smelly crotches that they give off a discernable odor even when fully clothed? Or is Aspray actually intended for more…ahem…intimate moments when another person may come into close contact with one’s genitals?

4) They say this thing is the “All Over Body Spray,” yet they name it “Doc Bottoms” and “Aspray.” They pronounce it “A-Spray” but people will naturally start calling it “Ass Spray.”

5) Host Adam Jay seems like the kind of guy you might find working in a boiler room, hard-selling worthless penny stocks to senile retirees.

6) Did I mention this commercial was for real?

Comments

  • 9 Responses to “If Your Butt and Crotch Reeks, Doc Bottoms Aspray Can Help”

  • i love how the construction worker stutters out, “m-m-m, my butt…”

    Comment by Jake on October 6, 2009 at 10:34 am

  • That plumber guy leaned right in there! There’s no sympathy to be had if he got a noseful of “butt odor” if plunges into his co-worker’s ass crack like that.

    Comment by Sam on October 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  • mmmmm…my butt! That’s gonna catch on soon!

    Comment by Martin on October 7, 2009 at 12:33 pm

  • This product is ReDICKulous! Is the world coming to an END? Informercials are falling into the PITS of absurdity. Enough with this JUNK!

    Dr. Bottoms–CLEAVER–I mean clever.

    Comment by Irving Berlyn on October 11, 2009 at 12:34 am

  • “…give it to your smelly friends.”

    Comment by Canaduck on October 11, 2009 at 11:10 am

  • Hello out there!

    I’m the ‘Lanny F.’ in that TV spot. It’s a good feeling to have someone find a bit of humor in my work. I ad-libed that “Butt” line. Never thought it would draw so much attention.

    Peace!

    Lanny :-)!

    Comment by Lanny F. on January 9, 2010 at 8:53 am

  • coment 6 your not lanny. you liar. and this product deos work. use it daily

    Comment by ronnoc ahcav on January 5, 2011 at 10:12 am

  • I love your reviews! The best belly laugh I’ve had in a long time…just hilarious. Keep up the good work.

    Comment by Sue on May 4, 2013 at 4:35 pm

  • Thanks, Sue. Will do!

    Comment by Paul Lucas on May 4, 2013 at 5:31 pm

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