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Booty Pillow is a Fake Female Back for Men to Rest Their Heads On

How in the world did a human mind come up with the idea for the Booty Pillow? The Booty Pillow is…well…watch it for yourself…

Apparently, men are so eager to rest their heads on the small of a woman’s back that a special pillow needed to be invented to help them do this more often. And, yes, this is a real product.

The actor on the commercial states (with a straight face), “My girl is always on the road for business, so I don’t get to cuddle with her the way I like to. But thanks to Booty Pillow I feel like she’s still here.” Wow, she must have some personality!

I can understand the need for an inflatable love doll or a Fleshlight, but an artificial female back???

This whole head-on-the-back phenomenon is so prevalent that it is becoming a real burden for many females. As the woman on the infomercial says, “My back was always hurting me and I couldn’t do anything because my boyfriend would want to lay on me. Thanks to the Booty Pillow my back doesn’t hurt anymore and I can go as I please.” Clearly the Booty Pillow will liberate women like no invention since the washing machine!

Go to the Booty Pillow website and you will find the product available in over a dozen different colors and patterns, including a camouflage version called “Saving Private Booty.” So a man can order several different versions for himself and make believe that he’s a pimp.

Comments

  • 4 Responses to “Booty Pillow is a Fake Female Back for Men to Rest Their Heads On”

  • I thought this was the men’s answer to the boyfriend pillow.

    http://www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-P009-Boyfriend-Pillow/dp/B002RWJ9S8

    Comment by pikapal on September 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

  • Interesting that they call this the “booty pillow” but encourage men to rest their head on the curve of the back and not the booty bump.

    Comment by euGene on September 27, 2012 at 6:52 pm

  • LMAO!! WOW!!
    One of the most rediculous things I’ve ever seen.

    Comment by mike ski on October 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm

  • Any woman stupid enough to let her “man” rest his big ass head on her butt is just a step away from being a prostitute!

    Comment by Jeanne on December 16, 2014 at 4:52 am

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