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Frank from the ExtenZe Infomercial on Blind Date

One of the versions of the infomercials for the ExtenZe male enhancement pills featured a male host identified only as “Frank.” (His hostess was Bridgetta Tomarchio.) Well, it turns out that the ExtenZe infomercial wasn’t Frank’s only foray into broadcast television. He also appeared on the reality TV show Blind Date in which a man and woman are set up on a blind date and the cameras capture all the gory details for us to laugh at. Check out this video of Frank’s blind date with a woman named Kelly:

This video was from a “Hall of Shame” segment, so it only showcased the lowlights from a previous show; I wish I could have seen the video from the original.

Many people have wondered whether the Girls on the Couch in the ExtenZe infomercial were really strippers or porn stars, but maybe they were asking that question about the wrong people. The most interesting thing in the Blind Date segment is when the announcer declares that Frank had “appeared in some racy videos for Playboy.” It appears the much of the date consisted of Kelly accusing Frank of being a porn star and Frank emphatically denying it. I guess Frank was highly offended at being associated with something as disreputable as a “porn star.”

So let it be known once and for all: Frank is NOT some sleazy porn star! He is the host of a sleazy infomercial selling penis-growing pills—and don’t you forget it!

Watch this video from Frank’s work on the ExtenZe infomercial:

And it should be noted that though Frank is not a porn star, the previous host of the ExtenZe infomercial, Ron Jeremy, IS a porn star.

For those who can’t get enough Frank, here are some images from his ExtenZe performance:

Comments

  • 21 Responses to “Frank from the ExtenZe Infomercial on Blind Date”

  • Is it only my twisted brain, or does anybody else also feel that some of the interviewees on the street look more like drag queens than women? (Nothing against drag queens, just a curiosity.)

    Comment by Znkp on December 29, 2008 at 11:09 pm

  • I just came across an interesting write-up on ExtenZe. Here is the link (just in case):

    http://rottenink.blogspot.com/2008/04/have-i-heard-of-it-im-using-it-right.html

    Comment by Znkp on December 29, 2008 at 11:47 pm

  • Sorry to keep writing more and more comments, but how can you help when you keep unearthing goldmine after goldmine?

    Here is a link that lets one calculate how much penis length one can gain in how many months by using what penis enlargement pill.

    I’m too old to be (officially) eligible to LOL, but let me LOL nevertheless.

    Enjoy!!

    http://www.ultimateshaft.com/extenze-review.htm?gclid=CNP03oLi55cCFQ89awodtindEA

    Comment by Znkp on December 30, 2008 at 12:15 am

  • Frank sounds like a jerk.

    Comment by Mel on December 30, 2008 at 11:04 pm

  • Speaking of Frank, I did some research on a particularly lonely night and found out that his name is Frank Mercuri and the “steamy” videos he has appeared in are overwhelmingly softcore porn fare, including three Playboy Centerfold videos with Brande Roderick and Karen McDougal. Really, he is a “porn star” but does not participate in explicit sex, just simulation. You can find his resume featuring titilating titles like “Naked Secrets,” “Kinky Pleasures,” and “Insatiable Cravings.” Kind of reminds me of that gag on an Mst3k episode where Mike and the bots make up a bunch of softcore porn, erotic thriller titles that might appear on the USA network during the credits of “Outlaw”:

    Jeff Conaway in
    “Malibu Death Breast!”
    “Murder Most Moist!”
    “Death Spank!”

    Anyways, here’s his imdb page
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0580501/

    Comment by Mel on December 31, 2008 at 12:41 am

  • Comment by Znkp on December 31, 2008 at 10:47 pm

  • Youuuu
    Need
    A
    LIFE

    Comment by nicole on January 2, 2009 at 5:09 am

  • I love when people actually come to a forum and take the time to post that you need a life.

    I sure hate censorship, but Mr. Lucas, is there any way we can get rid of these clowns?!

    Comment by Mel on January 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm

  • Youuuu
    Need
    A
    LIFE

    Comment by nicole — January 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 am

    …Above is the post of a person that was on the computer telling OTHER people that commented here, that they needed a life is doing so at 5:09 AM….Irony;it’s always nice to see you, please make yourself comfortable…

    Comment by Didgeridoo on January 10, 2009 at 10:56 am

  • I’ve seen some of this guy’s movies… he has a bald spot. Bad actor too.

    Comment by rora on January 12, 2009 at 8:55 am

  • How can this guy replace Ron Jeremy, the Legend?

    Ron Jeremy gave millions of bald, pot-bellied, short, ugly guys like me hope. He told us that all was not over for us, he let us hope that someday (maybe) we would get laid.

    Long live Ron Jeremy; may his tribe increase!

    What has Frank done for us? Nothing.

    Comment by Znkp on January 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm

  • I just noticed that the announcer/host of Blind Date looks (to me, at least) like Frank’s long-lost brother.

    Comment by Znkp on January 21, 2009 at 6:10 pm

  • I’m not a queer or nothing, but this is one UGLY F*CKIN’ DUDE!! If you’re trying to sell a product that is suppose to make your wanker longer, wouldn’t you put an attractive guy up there? This guy looks like my arse!! And what’s up the (TSSSTT) noise this tard makes??? LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!

    Comment by Joey Bagodonuts on January 29, 2009 at 12:21 am

  • Youuuu
    Need
    A
    LIFE

    Comment by nicole — January 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 am

    …Frank, is that you? Oh BTW I actually saw the entire “Blind Date” episode (it’s an oldie) LOL

    Comment by Hi on February 19, 2009 at 3:34 am

  • I was flipping through the channels and came across a movie on TMC called Swingers Sex Party. All of a sudden I see this guy on TV and say to my husband, “HEY is that the extenze guy???” Lo and behold it was him. HILARIOUS!

    Comment by J Sizzle on May 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm

  • Check out the life alert or what ever ” I have fallen and cant get up” commercial the dispatcher is the older extenze guy on couch with “partner”

    Comment by teej on May 8, 2009 at 10:23 am

  • yea, the white hair guy with his ‘wife’ who says he doesnt care about the size increase, but, wants to try extenze for the ‘better performance’. He’s on the ADT alarm commercial. A burglar breaks in a house and he extenze dude calls the house and goes over a loud speaker “YOU ARE CAUGHT! WE ARE SENDING COPS” to the burglar.

    Comment by Joe on July 10, 2009 at 2:21 am

  • hey I sat next to this guy on a 6 hr plane ride yesterday. he was on his way to shoot another porn….but he was SUCH a goober! reminded me of danny tanner…..would never have believed he was in porn if I hadnt seen the sextacular script and heard him talking to his costar. but he seemed like a nice dude….very friendly to me. 🙂

    Comment by Liz on July 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm

  • Frank is hot!!!

    Comment by Gazza on April 24, 2011 at 10:41 am

  • I know him and work on regular films with him he is an awesome down to earth guy who’s trying to make a living in Hollywood. Actually pretty funny

    Comment by tony on November 5, 2013 at 1:01 pm

  • I have know Frank for 20 years. He is a cool guy from Hermosa Beach. He has been with more good looking women than I can count and he would give his left arm for a friend in need.

    Comment by Hoss Luberkowski on May 19, 2016 at 12:00 pm

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