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The Amazing Transformation of Lawrence Ross from ExtenZe into Milton Lawrence from Heat Surge

In 2002, the infomercial for ExtenZe “male enhancement” pills aired. This version of the infomercial featured Ron Jeremy and several of his colleagues from the world of adult video. Little noticed in the cavalcade of porn stars was a person Ron Jeremy introduced thus: “Now we have this boring guy from the makers of ExtenZe. He’s so boring even saying his name bores me: Lawrence Ross.”

Lawrence Ross on the ExtenZe infomercial

Lawrence Ross with porn star Kim Chambers

Later on the show, however, porn star Ruby expresses a desire to know “Lawrence” better:

Perhaps Ron’s rant about his name really got to him, because in 2008 the same person appeared on the new version of the ExtenZe infomercial with co-host Bridgetta Tomarchio, but this time he introduced himself only as “Ross.” (Ross is not to be confused with Frank, Bridgetta’s co-host on an earlier version of the ExtenZe infomercial who also appeared as a jerk contestant on an episode of Blind Date.)

Ross and Bridgetta on the ExtenZe infomercial

Ross and Bridgetta at the Playboy Mansion

Ross interviews Playboy Playmates

In 2009, the same man appeared on a totally different infomercial with yet another name change. This time he appeared on the infomercial for the Amish Heat Surge heaters under the moniker “Milton Lawrence.”

Milton Lawrence on the Heat Surge infomercial

I wonder what the reason for all the name changes could be and what effect these will have on the man’s career.

Somewhere out there a manufacturer of Amish male enhancement pills (all-natural!) is trying to track down the perfect host for their infomercial. But they are unable to find him because they can’t figure out what name he is currently using. So they decide to hire Cathy Mitchell instead.

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  • 6 Responses to “The Amazing Transformation of Lawrence Ross from ExtenZe into Milton Lawrence from Heat Surge”

  • He’s on the recent Chik-Fil-A adverts also….. Guess there’s more in that chicken than you think!

    Comment by Herschel on August 24, 2009 at 9:34 pm

  • This Lawrence Ross guy is a former porn actor. That’s why he was on the ExtenZe commercials. I’ve seen him in porn videos before. I don’t know what his “industry” name was, though.

    Comment by Brian on February 19, 2010 at 10:25 pm

  • Could he have been Miles Long? Buck Naked? How about Jimmy Johnson?

    Comment by Scott Mercer on June 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm

  • I just saw the Heat Surge commercial and was a bit surprised that the Amish would in any way be connected with this flaky ex porn actor. He’s even slipped into the Alteril commercials, which are of course, from the same quacks that make Extenze and other quack products. I think some emails to Heat Surge are in order.

    Comment by bilbo baggings on October 2, 2010 at 12:23 am

  • I bet he has a big pp with all that Extenze

    Comment by Fred on January 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm

  • I am sure that’s Johnny Wad.

    Comment by Fred on November 8, 2012 at 8:04 pm

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