The Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Gets Even Weirder

klee should have his own t.v. show.

FUN TIME WITH KLEE IRWIN

Klee’s face was also retouched in this version so that you can’t see the craters on his cheeks

What kind of bowel movement does the average tiddy bear make?

The added photos are distracting…and annoying.

And I feel like a total tool for reporting that Libido Max infomercial to this site, and I haven’t seen it since. Was I the focus group?!

Mel,

Don’t feel bad for reporting the Libido Max infomercial. Most infomercials fail and it is not hard to believe that Klee Irwin wasn’t effective selling a sex pill. It might have done OK as a radio infomercial, but it is tough to think about sex while actually looking at Klee’s face (the man is much more suited to colon cleansers). I’m actually jealous that you got to see the Libido Max TV infomercial even once!

There is indeed, a prevalent “shit” motif in all of these hellish infomercials. There’s the discussing of shit, the guy that looks like a shit face, and of course, the fact that every single one of the products that this shyster of a shit-loving Count Chocula hell refuge is pure SHIT!

The stock photos ARE cheesy, and gratuitous, BUT, they are better than looking at Klee Irwin’s face for minutes on end, and the faster editing gives the whole thing a less deadly pace. This new version IS an improvement, but it only raises the quality of the production from 0.1 to 0.5 on a scale of zero to ten. Sure, it’s a 500% improvement, but when you’re shooting this low, it would have been an improvement to add almost anything, including footage of Carrot Top, clips from Ed Wood movies, or dubs of old Paula Abdul songs in the background.

In that lab coat Klee looks like those 60’s B-movie mad-scientist, who may also be Dracula of the devil.

Should watching a woman eat fried-chicken make you so nauseous?

“this product will make you take a waterfall like dump.” i was on the public bus when a had to go. I could not hold it. i made a chair a toilet in a second. People were puking everywhere. Children were crying.

There have been a lot of changes made in this version of Klee Irwin infomercial. The mathematical equations looks more like Special Relativistic corrections for speed and time. It moves very fast, but I think, I also saw a glimpse of Dirac’s bra-ket notation if Quantum Mechanics. If I am correct, it is both absurd and funny.

However, these days my most favorite infomercial is “Meaningful Beauty”, where Cindy Crawford claims a French guy, Dr. Jean-Louis Sebagh, to be her boyfriend. Wikipedia says something else about her romantic relationship or marital status, though!

Correction: “Dirac’s bra-ket notation if Quantum Mechanics” should have been “Dirac’s bra-ket notation of Quantum Mechanics”.

Dr. Chappell talks about our body being designed to eat the food of the 1950’s. I do not know much about America of the 1950s, but in most of the Hollywood movies from that era that I ever watched, people eat steak dinner, drink like hell and smoke cigars.

even more disgusting than the penciled in goatee and liberal use of mascara is the fact that he needs to read cue cards to coherently describe the product that he has spent years developing.

Ya know… I was just watching this infomercial about two days ago, and was wondering why Klee looks so artificial. Aside from that, I had to focus on what he was saying, and to his credit, it all does make medical sense. Backed up pipes/colon, can cause numerous issues.

Remember grandmothers asking us if we’d had a “BM today?” Sounds hilarious, but just think about it. When waste gets backed up in your toilet/cesspools, where does it go, and worse, what happens if the problems get sworse!? RIGHT!

Anyhow, regardless to whether or not this product works, or whether it’s a scam — the entire reality isn’t bogus. What he SAYS is absolutely correct about the eliminiation process, the effects of proper cleansing and the negative effects of having “dirty pipes” so to speak.

So, although he looks sheisty and the product may be just as bogus — the CONCEPT is for real. Does throw the “Baby out with the bath water”

~R504~

Correction: “DON’T throw the baby out with the bath water”

R504

Nice thought, but I’ve read that all Dual Action Cleanse does is form a cast of your colon (with whatever ingredients are in it) and that’s the sludge you poop out later – not any actual colon plaque or whatever.

In other words, another scam. Surprised?

I like Chappell more he speaks so much so fast that he goes breathless and almost chokes.

But I like even more those so-called ordinary users of Dual Action cleanse. One of them (the guy, who asserts that he is not a scientist or anything) forgets what to say (or what he was saying) and literally struggles to end the sentence! He ends up saying something like (in effect)… It will work for you, because it worked for me, and so it will work for you.

klee selling libido products, i’ll bet all the ladies in the usa are digging on klee. he looks like satan!

I wonder if Klee is related to this guy:
http://lileks.com/institute/archives/29/index.html
http://lileks.com/institute/archives/29/2.html
http://lileks.com/institute/archives/29/3.html
http://topics.vlex.com/tags/nels-irwin-752413

They look alike, and are both salesmen of questionable products

I’m so glad I found Klee Irwin. Just when my self esteem was waning, I find this unbelievable prick.

I have to correct a previous post – there is no evidence of fecal backup present in cadavers, surgery patients, etc. If you actually experienced the type of blockage Mr. Irwin describes, you’d not need herbal pills. You’d need a doctor. But that sort of thing generally just doesn’t happen.

I seriously love this guy though. Proof that we create our own reality. It doesn’t matter that he’s phony – enough people are fooled that he’s making bank. It doesn’t matter whether he’s legit or not, he got his. And he’s made comedy gold in the meantime. In fact, I’m beginning to think that Klee Irwin is some sort of ridiculous performance art project.

I’m watching this infomercial right now. It has all the charm and feel of a poorly re-edited youtube video. I don’t know; I just get the feeling that someone was bored with the first edit and wanted to kill some time sprucing up their masterpiece with all the stock material they could find.
I agree entirely. The effect is even more amateurish and silly than the original edit. Before, at the very least, we could be tricked into thinking it was all just a legit late-night talk show/public service announcement. After, we get the weird feeling that we the viewers are somehow in need of visual aids for the words–like “pipes,” “herbs,” “toxins”–that Klee is saying.
Oh, one more thing…Why is it between 5-22 lbs of impacted fecal matter? Why so exact? Why not 20 or 25? I suppose of all the patients Klee has personally and compassionately attended to at the labs of Dual Action Cleanse University, a few of them could muster the 22lbs. of colon lore,–but no more. Personally, I’m just glad the body knows its limits and stops stubbornly hoarding waste at 22 lbs.
Actually, it MUST have been originally 10 kgs–a simpler number–that was converted to pounds. (There are 2.2 lbs in a kilogram.) But wait, does this mean the Klee is borrowing research from across the Atlantic somehwere? Klee! We trusted you!

To all of you looking for the Libido Max infomercial and other wonders done by Klee Irwin, I present this:
http://www.youtube.com/user/DualActionCleanse

Looking at the formulas, I see a lot of them include a triangle, which is read as “delta” (the Greek letter), which is used, typically in physics (not the bathroom kind, though) to represent a change in something, such as the velocity of an object passing through space.

If you freeze it about 0:03, you can look at the “formulas,” which are also bogus. One of them is E=mc2/(the square root of something–which in real life would have to equal 1). IAC, this guy is a complete joke.

I love this Web site. This is some funny BM!!!

I ordered the cleanse, took it for two days, then promptly CANCELED recurring orders. After struggling to get through to someone at their company to do it.

Next month, my card was charged again!! So I canceled AGAIN…

Next month, again the card was charged! I wound up having to CLOSE MY BANK ACCOUNT because all attempts to contact the company failed!

The stuff made me shit like crazy, so I guess in some sense it works… but don’t count on getting away with a short order!!

He looks like he came off the set of the Rocky Horror picture show. he looks like some cheesy used car salesmen to or a porn star. he’s probably all the above