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Klee Irwin: The Count Chocula of Colon Cleansing

I recently got a cell phone with a built in camera. I doubted that I would ever have any use for my phone camera, thinking it a feature more suited to 13-year-old girls who want to take pictures of their drunken friends to put on MySpace.

But recently I was in Rite Aid and I came across a frightening spectacle that I just needed to snap a picture of. No, it wasn’t a ghost or an ax murder: It was the image of Klee Irwin on a box of Dual Action Cleanse.

Yes it appears that Dual Action Cleanse is now being sold at your local drug store and supermarket. Klee Irwin apparently thinks he now has enough fame and credibility that putting his own greasy face and scraggly facial hair on the package will actually tempt people to buy the product. Maybe Klee wants to transform himself into a beloved and familiar advertising mascot on store shelves, like Aunt Jemima or Count Chocula.

The text beneath Klee’s signature reads, “Klee Irwin Host of the TV Show Health Breakthroughs.” I’m not sure what “Health Breakthroughs” is but I strongly suspect it was the B.S. title given to one of his infomercials so that he could fool old people into thinking they were watching a real talk show.

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  • 13 Responses to “Klee Irwin: The Count Chocula of Colon Cleansing”

  • he looks like count chocula.

    Comment by dan on August 11, 2007 at 12:10 pm

  • Klee Irwin bears a striking resemblance to our old friend John Basedow from the Six Pack Abs Video Infomercial. Could it be???

    Check out this website: http://www.fitnessmadesimple.com/products1.php

    Is it really him????

    Comment by Jacqui on August 13, 2007 at 4:57 am

  • Oh this one is too funny. He looks just like a greasier,lower class version of Count Chocula….hahahaha

    Comment by Mist Teri on August 13, 2007 at 5:00 pm

  • The white-haired lady on the commercials reminds me of the sea hag ‘Ursela’ from the little mermaid. Any guy that would mount that woman deserves an award.

    Comment by Bagslapppp on August 17, 2007 at 1:30 pm

  • I just realized who I think klee looks a lot like(aside from john waters, who could be his clone). I think klee looks like the devil. Imagine him with horns and a tail.

    Comment by dan on August 18, 2007 at 7:09 am

  • I am laughing so hard reading all the blogs, and the funny part about them is that they are all true. When I saw the infomercial, I laughed, not only cause of how he looks but because of what he is trying to sell. It is very hard for me to believe he has a child, who in the hell would want to do him, Dan is right, he does look like the devil. His wife must be one ugly hiefer. Anyway, thanks for the laugh everyone and I agree with all of you. this man is full fo the ame shit he is preaching about!!!!

    Comment by misty on September 1, 2007 at 6:20 am

  • They are now running a new version with different co host. Klee has appeared to have dyed his hair and eye brows. He has very bad skin. Acne-scarred

    Comment by Robbie on November 27, 2007 at 3:39 am

  • This harrasment of Klee Irwin is not fair. He has always been involved in good health and weight lifting; and both of his parents were health addicts. Stop judging him because of his apperance and his use of words. It is never easy to discuss the human body. He is my cousin and he is a great person and a great dad.

    Comment by tamara on December 1, 2007 at 9:58 pm

  • Ewwwww…. ewww ewww ewww! Ewwww! Ewwww ewww ewww ewwww ewww! why the f**k would you draw a fake goatee with a eyebrow pencil? this repulsive-looking sh*t (no pun intended) DOES look like something that crawled out of hell.

    Comment by RickWM on April 11, 2008 at 8:44 pm

  • I saw that in the grocery store the other day and about fell on the floor at the grocery store because I wanted to crack up so much from seeing it.

    Comment by Anthony on January 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  • Klee is truly a comedian, his looks and his bravado about 15y ears of refining his rectal cleansing formula. He should try it on his pock marred face!

    Comment by Rufus on February 1, 2009 at 9:07 am

  • Man, if I could just get my hands on one of those real-life autographs of his–without question the pièce de résistance of my collection.

    Comment by Nils Barton on February 27, 2009 at 9:43 pm

  • This was a superb report

    Comment by loot on October 18, 2010 at 7:42 pm

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