Colon Cleansing Duel: Danny Vierra vs. Klee Irwin
February 5th, 2008 Paul Lucas
One of the all time great knock-down, drag-out TV infomercial feuds has broken out. I’ve written about it before but now I’ve found the video so that everyone can see this crap-fight for themselves.
The original version of the Almighty Cleanse infomercial contains an infamous scene in which Danny Vierra identifies himself as a “Christian health evangelist” and then goes through the Old and New Testaments citing passages he believes endorse various types of “purifying and cleansing” cures. Contrary to what many people assume, Danny Vierra never says on the infomercial that colon cleansing itself is in the Bible nor that the entire formula for his product is found in the pages of the Scripture. He does, however, say that the same kind of clay Jesus used to heal the blind man is an ingredient in The Almighty Cleanse!
I’ve written more about this scene in my full review of the Almighty Cleanse infomercial.
Well, Klee Irwin—the craggily face of the Dual Action Cleanse colon cleaning formula—wasn’t going to let that go unchallenged! In his newest infomercial, Klee Irwin and host Dr. James Chappell clearly talk trash about Danny Vierra, although they never outright name him or his product:
For a lot more on Klee Irwin calling out Danny Vierra, see my full review of the Dual Action Cleanse 2 infomercial.
klee ain’t an authority on shit…oh wait, yes he is. Nevermind.
Comment by John — February 7th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
klee irwin is the greatest person who ever lived. All women want him, all men want to be him.
Comment by dan — February 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Danny Vierra fails. Klee Irwin totally nuked him.
Comment by Conservative Cat — February 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
if klee was a poet…
Though most of them aren’t much to write about—
mere squibs and nubs, like half-smoked pale cigars,
the tint and stink recalling Tuesday’s meal,
the texture loose and soon dissolved—this one,
struck off in solitude one afternoon
(that prairie stretch before the late light fails)
with no distinct sensation, sweet or pained,
of special inspiration or release,
was yet a masterpiece: a flawless coil,
unbroken, in the bowl, as if a potter
who worked in this most frail, least grateful clay
had set himself to shape a topaz vase.
O spiral perfection, not seashell nor
stardust, how can I keep you? With this poem.
Good thing klee didn’t get into filmmaking…
Wait a minute!! He did!!! He made 2girls1cup
Comment by dan — March 31st, 2008 at 1:24 pm
So which one works? I thought about ordering Dr. Irwin’s system. I want to get CLEAN!!!
Comment by CheRita — April 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I remember when “Kleevon”, was sellin vegomatics,, member that slick greeser slicin up them tamatas ond patatas ???????
Comment by Kbub — September 3rd, 2008 at 3:18 am
Being a science teacher my favorite part of the most recent duel action clense is when he show the “scientist” working on formulas on a glass blackboard… Once I saw the equations he was using (e=mc2) I thought “WOW! This stuff must really work fast, He’s including the speed of light in his equations!”
Comment by Kevin — October 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Klee is a genious! LOL! Watching this turd sell his anti-poo formula is like watching a train wreck. I spent an hour Googling this idiot’s name…it’s amazing what pops up. His company has been warned by the FDA a few times for adding his “special blend of natural ingredients” to his concoctions, but still he’s able to keep producing his “colon snake” pills.
And Paul Lucas…thank you for a hilarious blog! Keep writing about the virtues of Klee Irwin! Very funny and extremely entertaining.
Comment by Rob — December 16th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Klees mouth, with that little mustache, looks like a little sphincter. It’s quite funny actually.
Comment by Rhonda Evans — January 8th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/user/DualActionCleanse
i think i have found an official klee irwin youtube profile
tons of klee irwin videos and segments of klee irwin infomercials!!!
including the libidomax infomercial, which i seem to remember you were searching for
Comment by dan — January 16th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
klee irwin gets my vote for bowel movement in toilet inspector of the usa. klee knows his subject matter intimately.
Comment by cisco carlos — January 19th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Klee Irwin,Chappell & Viera are are infomerial lying cocksuckers
Comment by skunk baxter — February 5th, 2009 at 7:32 am
What makes them shit experts?
Comment by Jason — February 7th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
It’s no wonder people talk shit about people who try to help people. We kiss Israel’s arse. They force us to bomb other countries. We fight their bullshit wars. The fact is if people act right and exercised. All the pizza and fast food places would have to close. The grocery stores wouldn’t be able to sell processed foods. All chain restaurants would have to close. It would cause big pharma to close and Half the doctors would be out of business. There are a lot of people who depend on people eating shit and being fat. We could be talking about 2 trillion in profits they have to protect. I’m sure they would talk bad about anyone who was going to destroy their profits.
Comment by Jack offenhauser — September 11th, 2009 at 12:18 pm