Poker Deposit BonusColon Cleansing Duel: Danny Vierra vs. Klee Irwin
February 5th, 2008 Paul Lucas
One of the all time great knock-down, drag-out TV infomercial feuds has broken out. I’ve written about it before but now I’ve found the video so that everyone can see this crap-fight for themselves.
The original version of the Almighty Cleanse infomercial contains an infamous scene in which Danny Vierra identifies himself as a “Christian health evangelist” and then goes through the Old and New Testaments citing passages he believes endorse various types of “purifying and cleansing” cures. Contrary to what many people assume, Danny Vierra never says on the infomercial that colon cleansing itself is in the Bible nor that the entire formula for his product is found in the pages of the Scripture. He does, however, say that the same kind of clay Jesus used to heal the blind man is an ingredient in The Almighty Cleanse!
I’ve written more about this scene in my full review of the Almighty Cleanse infomercial.
Well, Klee Irwin—the craggily face of the Dual Action Cleanse colon cleaning formula—wasn’t going to let that go unchallenged! In his newest infomercial, Klee Irwin and host Dr. James Chappell clearly talk trash about Danny Vierra, although they never outright name him or his product:
For a lot more on Klee Irwin calling out Danny Vierra, see my full review of the Dual Action Cleanse 2 infomercial.
klee ain’t an authority on shit…oh wait, yes he is. Nevermind.
Comment by John — February 7th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
klee irwin is the greatest person who ever lived. All women want him, all men want to be him.
Comment by dan — February 8th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Danny Vierra fails. Klee Irwin totally nuked him.
Comment by Conservative Cat — February 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
if klee was a poet…
Though most of them aren’t much to write about—
mere squibs and nubs, like half-smoked pale cigars,
the tint and stink recalling Tuesday’s meal,
the texture loose and soon dissolved—this one,
struck off in solitude one afternoon
(that prairie stretch before the late light fails)
with no distinct sensation, sweet or pained,
of special inspiration or release,
was yet a masterpiece: a flawless coil,
unbroken, in the bowl, as if a potter
who worked in this most frail, least grateful clay
had set himself to shape a topaz vase.
O spiral perfection, not seashell nor
stardust, how can I keep you? With this poem.
Good thing klee didn’t get into filmmaking…
Wait a minute!! He did!!! He made 2girls1cup
Comment by dan — March 31st, 2008 at 1:24 pm
So which one works? I thought about ordering Dr. Irwin’s system. I want to get CLEAN!!!
Comment by CheRita — April 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm