Get Klee Irwin as Your Very Own Stalker

Infomercial superstar Klee Irwin, best-known for his Dual Action Cleanse colon cleanser and Libido-Max sex pills, is back with a brand new TV infomercial. And it is a good one. In fact, dear reader, I am so excited about Klee’s latest infomercial that I wish I could give you a high-five right now through the computer screen!

This time Klee peddles a weight loss program called “Power to Live.” In addition to Klee, the infomercial features Dr. Fredric Vagnini and hostess Charlie Robbins, who continues the recent trend of gratuitous cleavage on infomercials—though heaven knows she ain’t no Tina Milano.

The Power to Live package consists of a diet book, training CDs, exercise DVDs, and supplements. On the surface such a product doesn’t seem to offer as many opportunities for laughs as a colon cleanser or a sex pill, and indeed most of this infomercial is pretty straight forward. But just when you think this infomercial will be a snoozefest, the old Klee Irwin we know and love manages to stun us with yet another unexpected piece of off-the-wall strangeness.

In order to make sure you stick with the diet program, you get customized “coaching” videos starring the one and only Klee Irwin himself. This infomercial shows us one of these creepy videos in which Klee Irwin acts as your virtual buddy:

Wow…wow.

Are videos of greasy Klee Irwin “motivating” you really going to make people more likely to buy this product?

And are you really eager to start getting harassing emails and vaguely threatening text messages when you fail to watch Klee’s scraggily visage on your PC? You’ve seen plenty of movies and read lots of news stories about people getting stalked by some strange-looking weirdo—now the Power to Live program lets you experience that for yourself!

I am tempted to go to www.PowerToLive.com and sign up for the program, just so I can see for myself what kind of bizarre videos the ever-unpredictable mind of Klee Irwin has in store for his customers.