All-Girl uTouch Infomercial Shows Women Pleasing Each Other with a Massager

You are aware that you can turn on your television and watch women giving themselves pleasure with a vibrating massager—but you probably assumed such fare was limited to a select number of pay-per-view channels and not shown on infomercials:

Notice that the uTouch infomercial tells us “If you can touch it, you can relieve it” and offers the following list of suggested body parts: “…hands, shoulders, forehead, temples, sinuses, calves, feet, ankles, neck.” Conveniently, they refrain from specifying its use on any of the nether regions.

The uTouch infomercial shows us a group of women gathered around for some unspecified event at which gifts are being given and alcohol is being consumed. This event is unlikely to be a baby shower, as the woman in the blue dress who receives the gift of a uTouch does not appear to be pregnant. Nonetheless, this ad seems to have been inspired by The Baby Bullet infomercial. The uTouch infomercial even includes a grandma who, rather than shout for more Scotch, demands her fair share of bodily pleasure from the uTouch massager.

Remember Al, that lonely guy in the Baby Bullet infomercial who was forced to attend by his wife?

I imagine that during much of that baby shower he was dreaming of something that looked a lot like the uTouch commercial.


  • 3 Responses to “All-Girl uTouch Infomercial Shows Women Pleasing Each Other with a Massager”

  • Wow…this infomercial is so true to life, I’m actually getting a case of the vapors myself. As an woman, I can attest that we women do in fact sit around talking and giggling about how we can relieve anything we can touch with a weird looking vibrator. We also talk about penis size and longevity during sex but that has nothing to do with relieving areas of our bodies that we can touch.

    Comment by Kyla on November 30, 2013 at 2:38 am

  • Kyla,did u just admit to having lincoln-tunnel-syndrome ?

    Comment by Damon on December 23, 2013 at 12:16 am

  • I guarantee you, no men fantasize about women this annoying. And I say that lovingly.

    Comment by et on January 18, 2014 at 1:13 pm