Please believe me when I tell you that I really didn’t want to write any more about Klee Irwin, star of the Dual Action Cleanse infomercial. But then on Saturday I just happened to turn on my radio and well…Let me say this: For a person who writes about things that are weird, odd, and laugh-out-loud funny on infomercials, Mr. Klee Irwin is the gift that keeps on giving.
Klee Irwin’s latest radio infomercial is for a product called Libido-Max, which is an herbal “soft gel” that is supposed to stimulate the sex drives of men and women.
If you thought Klee talking about bowel movements and constipation was gross, just wait until you hear him discussing erections, orgasms, and lubrication!
Klee’s previous radio infomercials for Dual Action Cleanse and his blood sugar/diabetes product eventually made their way to TV, which leaves open the tantalizing possibility that we will someday soon be blessed with a TV infomercial for Libido-Max. So watch out ExtenZe and Alzare: Klee’s in town and he’s kickin’ butt and takin’ names.
I recorded some audio from the Libido-Max radio infomercial. So play this clip, close your eyes, and imagine these words coming out of the mouth of Klee Irwin:
Audio of Klee Irwin on the Libido-Max Radio Infomercial (41 seconds)
Excuse me while I kneel…
Lord,
Please, Oh Please, persuade Klee Irwin to take his infomercial for Libido-Max to television.
Amen