Review of the Klee Irwin Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Now Online
June 27th, 2006 Paul Lucas
My piece on Dual Action Cleanse with Klee Irwin may be my “crappiest” infomercial review ever, mainly because it is nothing but people talking about bowel movements.
I’ve included two video clips from this thing, so that even if you haven’t caught it on TV you can still get a chance to squirm at discussion of human feces.
I happened across this infomercial and I’ve never seen people chat so enthusiastically about poop before. Too bad they can’t get Don Lapree to shill this stuff. “What if I told you you could crap for HOURS and HOURS. Would you be interested?”
Comment by Jon — July 14th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
This Dual Action Colon Cleanser infomercial is pretty funny. But I recently saw an infomercial for another colon cleanser product called “Almighty Cleanse” that is think is even more hystercial the than Dual Action.
Comment by Dan — August 14th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I laughed out loud when I read the line “You’re not really fat; you’re just full of shit.” I laughed again just now typing it! And again….and again. I’ve got the giggles!
I’m going to have to remember this next time someone comments on the weight I’ve gained. I’ll just say “I’m not fat; I’m full of shit!”
OMG, more giggling!
Comment by Laurel — October 16th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Klee, you are one greazy drippy douchebag.
Comment by C-LO — January 27th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
me n my frends wach u
Comment by hunter — January 31st, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I wasn’t that impressed at all… I was bored and got sucked in by a really corny bad add. I have used a nulcleanse product that is 8 bucks that seems to do what this expensive stuff does… as it was xmas I forgot to go for a refund…Oh wellthey won’t get me again
Comment by Grant — February 4th, 2007 at 12:20 am
I tried dual action cleanser, and I must say…my poop has never looked so full and delicious! I was actually tempted to eat it with my ice cream and brownies! Thanks greasy Klee!
Comment by Dale Sharpshyale — February 6th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
This was the funniest infomercial ever. Here is the clip of klee and his 4 year old daughter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHXXQ4pMWyQ
Comment by dan — February 21st, 2007 at 1:45 pm
klee irwin is the best guy for this infomercial. He looks so disgusting. The scariest part of the infomercial was when he said he was so scared of his 4 year old daughters bowel movement that he was going to call his “wife”. Now, I don’t care how ugly or mean a woman is. What woman would marry this man?????? And if he has a daughter, that means klee had to have slept with a woman. What woman would sleep with this man??? I think he made the whole thing up and spends his spare time eating his bowel movements.
Comment by dan — February 23rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
25% money, 25% rage. 10% beast, 25% pickle. 5% money, 10% luck. And 100% BOWEL MOVEMENTS!!!!!!!!!! KLEE IRWIN!!!! KLEE IRWIN!!!! KLEE IRWIN!!!! NANANANANNAA!!! 25% Bowel movements, 25% Bowel movements. 10% Bowel movements, 25% Bowel movements. 5% Bowel movements, 10% Bowel movements! 100% KLEE IRWIN!!!!
Comment by dan — February 24th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
i was kidding on the last one. I am really tired!
Comment by dan — February 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I wonder if his snake oil will cure greasy hair, a disguisting “Errol Flynn” mustache and sleaziness? If so, send me a batch!
Comment by Scott — March 7th, 2007 at 7:49 am
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2078271893623900393&q=
Comment by dan — March 16th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
i came across the above video on the internet, and i am still laughing!!
Comment by dan — March 16th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Thanks for the link, Dan. That video is great!
Comment by Paul Lucas — March 17th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Well, you know, I bought Dual Action Cleanse and now, my bowel movements look like Grey Poupon.
Comment by Josh — March 18th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Absolutly discusting!!!!…Klee, his bowels, his pencil moustache, greasy hair…What bowel movement did this guy crawl out from under?
Comment by Stella — March 19th, 2007 at 10:24 am
awesome. I’m so happy klee irwin has been properly trashed, should i say shit upon, for that infomercial. it’s so terrible, but i love every minute of it.
Comment by dan — April 14th, 2007 at 7:31 am
http://kleeirwinsong.ytmnd.com/
i am so happy to see that people are seeing the grossness in klee. I have a hard time believing that he is a researcher, since what does he research, Bowel movements????
Comment by dan — April 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
where the hell did that lady find that ridiculous shirt? she looks like she got mugged by a bad 1980’s yard sale.
Comment by tim — April 25th, 2007 at 3:04 am
Guys, who do you think would win in a street fight, Greasey Klee or slick Kevin Trudeau? Just curious.
Comment by Irr Klelin — April 25th, 2007 at 5:52 am
Hey the man is talking about something serious. Yuo do know that people DIE from COLON CANCER. What does his hair have to do with a BOWEL movement? I thibk he is CUTE and that also has nothing to do with a Bowel movement but I said it anyway.
Comment by Carol — May 8th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
is the above person kidding??? Are girls attracted to greasy, bowel movement obsessed people like klee? the person above must be a nutjob. who could take klee irwin seriously? i would never buy anything from him.
Comment by dan — May 17th, 2007 at 4:37 am
I doesn’t matter what you think, Carol, the guy is, well, full of shit.
All the information he gives is wrong; If we were to carry around of this undigested fecal matter, we would be in excruciating pain.
You can tell it was staged when “Gary” screws up and says “they are bigger than mine”. The guy’s information is bogus, his product doesn’t work, and he advertises it in the worst way possible. His product is not advertised as a colon cancer cure, it’s advertised as a “full body cleansser”. I have serious doubts it does either.
Comment by Stefan — May 18th, 2007 at 4:46 am
Apologies to Jack Palance:
I crap bigger than that!
Comment by Bernard — May 19th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
if you right click the link and click “safe as” you should be able to download the “klee irwin rap”
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/4/e/b4e7a97d1c36cb342cbc58cfe25ef907.mp3
Comment by dan — June 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 pm
sorry, i meant “save as”
Comment by dan — June 3rd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
http://www.myspace.com/bowelmovementman
klee irwin myspace????
Comment by dan — June 8th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYyRbRva5uE
Yes, another klee irwin rap. The last i checked it was still processing so it may not be ready yet.
Comment by dan — June 10th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Attack of the Klee Irwin remixes!!
Here are the many klee irwin remixes i would like to share with you.
The one already featured in this blog, the klee irwin rap:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WXhjTMwTKtI
The other klee irwin rap i talked about on my last comment:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYyRbRva5uE
And a bunch of others
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iVnmn4ATCPA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cogeUcGPT4
bowel movement man SPEAKS
Comment by Dan — June 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am
On my youtube account, I got a message from someone who says that they are klee Irwin. He seemed pretty friendly. Here was his message:
Dude, love the video! This is Klee Irwin. I’m sending it to everyone in the office for a laugh. Just so you know it’s me, you can shoot me an e-mail at klee@irwinnaturals.com and I’ll confirm.
Here is the users profile:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=KLEEIRWIN1
I am a little suspicious. I thought that the dual action cleanse people deleted those other videos…and yet they loved mine?? Well, I didn’t confirm with the email, but i also think it is odd klee has an account on youtube.
Comment by Dan — June 27th, 2007 at 11:15 am
That “Klee Irwin” profile on YouTube lists his age as 36, which is at least a decade too young. So it’s probably not really Klee.
If Klee Irwin thinks he can convince people that he’s 36 then he’s even more delusional than I thought.
Comment by Paul Lucas — June 27th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kovuBjff2jw
Klee Irwin is vitally important to our society. If you ever need to fix up your hair, you don’t need a mirror. You could just look at klee Irwin’s forehead and see your reflection.
Comment by dan — June 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
hey, klee could be the weirdest guy on television. He looks like a bowel movement, or john waters, or a snake, or a lot of other things. And, he sells a product that looked, decent at first, but then I see a medical review bashing it. I do like the remixes, in fact, klee should win a grammy for best rap artist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5OIqtVbWxo
Comment by mike — July 26th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
i made a “simpsonized” picture of klee irwin. You can upload an image and it will turn it into a simpsons character. This simpsonizing process is part of a promotion for the simpsons movie. Anyway, here it is.
simpsonized klee irwin
Comment by dan — July 28th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Very cool, Dan! I think I’m going to be using that Simpsonizer to create pictures of other infomercial celebs.
The only thing your Klee picture is missing is the pencil mustache. You can add one in the Simpsonizer by going to Accessories > Facial Anomolies.
Comment by Paul Lucas — July 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
yes, i had to choose between the goatee and the mustache and i chose the goatee. It is very cool.
Comment by dan — July 29th, 2007 at 7:36 am
i gave klee the pencil mustache.
pencil mustache
Comment by dan — July 29th, 2007 at 8:43 am
I’ll try to combine the Klee goatee and mustach pics in Photoshop.
Comment by Paul Lucas — July 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Klee and that BULLSHIT about John Wayne’s autopsy and 40 pounds of shit is a LIE..Check out website has celebrity death certificates..John Wayne clearly shows NO AUTOPSY..Besides with that moustache’ he looks like a cheesy porn star or Snidley Whiplash the villian from Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Comment by Chuck — August 3rd, 2007 at 12:22 am
Those two medical experts with him are PAID by him, but it’s flashed quickly on the screen..They should be drummed out of the AMA..If I was their patients..I’d be Doctor shopping after that Infoshit show.
Comment by Chuck — August 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 am
On the related posts, one says
“Klee Irwin: The Count Chocula of Colon Cleansing”
but the link is a broken link and it is NOT on recent posts.
Comment by dan — August 11th, 2007 at 8:49 am
never mind, it is fine now. I guess it wasn’t ready before.
Comment by dan — August 11th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
PWAHHHHHAAHHAHAH!!!! Whata crappy scam!
Comment by Bob — August 22nd, 2007 at 12:14 am
move over danny vierra!!! Klee still has a few tricks up his sleeve!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Pb36-HI3mI
Comment by dan — August 30th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i made a new youtube account
youtube.com/kickmeitalk1000
i put some of the klee vids up there
just wanted to let you know
Comment by dan — October 13th, 2007 at 6:10 am
I haven’t seen the tv commercial, but this guy is on my favorite radio station every Saturday morning. He uses the John Wayne story on the radio ad, as well as asking the father if his movements are the same size as his daughter’s. Can you imagine having Klee Irwin for a father? ” Are you done in there, son? I need to come in and inspect your movements!” :(
Comment by Ron — November 15th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Let me lay it down about this fool Klee. His infomercials are the stupidest ever, and when nothing is on TV, I tune in to watch his crazy ass just to see what stupid mistakes he makes. Here is what I have found so far:
-In the earlier infomercial he did with that idiot who claims to own a healthfood store, and his ugly wife who claims to be a doctor…if she was, what the hell is she doing infomericals for? Did she lose her doctor license?
-Look at Klee’s muscasche. It looks like it is painted on there. Maybe he does have a spicule or 2 of hair, but it is obviously colored black for the infomercial. Look at his hair on top of his mellon head. It is a different color!
-It is obvious that on Klee’s infomercials, he is READING what he is saying. Atleast on some of the other infomercials, like that guy who wrote the books about health cures that “THEY” don’t want you to know about… atleast he tries to make it look like he is talking from knowledge… but this freak Klee is obviously reading off of a screen or a paper… I have a BIG widescreen TV, and if you watch his eyes close, he is reading off of something… and he puts up his thumb to his first 2 fingers when he is reading too… I guess he does it to try to get the words out better, to make it sound like he knows what the hell he is talking about.
-He also does not know how to pronounce some of the ingredients in his silly product.
Comment by Stan — November 26th, 2007 at 6:49 am
As creepy as Klee is, those other two people on the infomercial are even creepier. They look like Satanists. Or porn stars.
Comment by laura clarke — November 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Klee Irwin for President!!!!!!! This guy is an Informercial Icon! The slicked back hair, painted on mustache and overly enthusiastic speaking style about poop LOL this is all priceless! Keep making more infomericals Klee!
Comment by Tyler — November 28th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I love these commercials..
Why hasn’t Klee won the Nobel prize?
Comment by Brent Parham — December 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
do you think this is klee irwin
http://a200.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/69/l_b4143e72c255093dd4919a9909808f27.jpg
it is from i myspace page, the user was named klee, and said he was 42 years old. It didn’t say anything else.
By the way, maybe that is the famous daughter who had the very large bowel movements.
Comment by dan — January 6th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
hmm. I just have one question? Have any of you EVER tried any colon cleansing products at all? or do you just spend your idle time making fun of people because you dont have anything better to do? While you may think that everything that Klee says about Colon cleansing is bogus, etc., it in fact is mostly the truth. I, too, was pretty skeptical about colon Cleansing and checked out a website with similiar products. Their product is Colonix , which is also made of natural ingredients, which believe it or not, will clean out the inside of your colon much like draino will clean out your pipes. I have been using Colonix off and on for the last couple od months and I am here to tell you, no joke, that i lost 10 lbs of fecal matter on the 2nd day of using their Fiber drink, I know, because I weighed myself, before and after,and couldnt believe the difference, my stomach was very bloated and IS now starting to get flatter. This may not be the case for everyone but I know it is for me. I must have years of built of crap in me because I was even told that I had an intestinal obstruction in my lower intestine by a doctor and I am pretty sure its from crap thats been stuck in there. I will be glad when I finally get all the crap out of my colon. I have the symptoms of a plugged up colon that he describes. Constant gas, constant bloat, etc and I used to have the flattest stomach around up until a few years ago. Thats what happens when you dont drink enough water so your colon can eliminate waste, eat alot of junk foods and done exercise enough. Thank God I found Colonix. It is a 90 day program that is amazing and well worth the money.
Comment by Pam — January 11th, 2008 at 4:54 am
I tried the Dual-Action Cleanse. I’m typing this from the toilet, as a matter of fact.
The other day I spelled K-L-E-E in turds…it was amazing!!!
The couple on Klee’s commercial are not doctors. In fact, they were John Water’s second choice for the “Filthiest Couple In The World” in his breakthrough film “Pink Flamingos”.
Later in their careers they played “Baldy Dufus” and “Axface Annie” in Kubricks “Turds In Space”.
Comment by Turdette — April 15th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Is this individual really a human being? greasy, seedy, selling a shit product (no pun intended). I hate waking up to this shit;he looks like a poo demon from poo poo hell.
Comment by ActuallyHuman — April 23rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
klee irwin as you have never seen him before!!
http://a199.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_f364b40aebfe49f92134b1e4951fcd16.jpg
Comment by dan — May 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
OK, slightly serious. Part of what he talks about is very true. With that said, why on earth would this 1950’s Bad B movie mystic faced goober be pushing this crap? Ok, 1 pun allowed. Honestly, either they guy plans on his goofy look for people to remember it, poof being I’m number 57 here. But if I wanted to push out my product I’d be using the 2 gals with big boobs selling how to make money on the web. OK push out is 1/2 a pun. Sorry. The guy is just goofy looking. If he came at me in the park. I wonder if Colon Powell uses it? OK, a collective Booo on that one. Still better than a collective pooooo
Just weird.
Comment by Big Tom — June 9th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I too saw this informicial. You’ve got to be kidding me. I loved the graphic of fecal matter causing a beer gut. Having had a colonoscopy last year you get a product from the pharmacy to clean you out before the procedure. It was $3.
How clean can you possible be when there is no possible fecal matter? If anyone has gone through this it is amazing when you evacuate clear water.
Comment by andywho — June 24th, 2008 at 3:29 am
Well I’ve just purchased it at Sam’s and I will let you know what, if anything happens. I think it will do something as I have always been told I’m full of it!~ I thought that if Sam’s and Walmarts carried it that it might have some merit. Well, there are others on the market for much more, I’ll see if this one does anything.
Comment by JackdaShack — July 18th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
i found this website online, it looks like a klee irwin bio…
It says klee wrote a book!!!!
http://www.kleeirwin.net/
Comment by dan — November 29th, 2008 at 9:16 am