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TV Hat: Trade In Your Dignity for a Big Screen Movie Experience

With TV Hat you can get a big screen movie experience when watching videos on your smart phone or iPod…as long as you don’t mind looking like a complete weirdo in public:

Yes, people may give you strange looks when you wear the TV Hat…but you won’t be able to see them so it doesn’t matter.

The TV Hat commercial looks like an infomercial parody, but the product is real: you can buy it at www.BuyTVHatNow.com and watch this video of TV Hat at the 2010 Consumer Electronics Show (CES).

The product TV Hat most reminds me of is Snazzy Napper. Now women living in lands that require them to wear a burqa or niqab can protect their modesty while privately enjoying a wide variety of decadent Western entertainments. And men everywhere can watch their pornographic videos in public without the risk of a security guard roughly escorting them out of the airport or shopping mall.

Strap on a TV Hat and people will mock your appearance, but at least they won’t give away the ending of the movie you are watching!

Comments

  • 6 Responses to “TV Hat: Trade In Your Dignity for a Big Screen Movie Experience”

  • I could probably live with the dorkiness of it, but it ooks like it would be really uncomfortable to wear. As for the guy running on the treadmill, I would think the hat would tend to slip if you moved around too much.

    Comment by Julie on August 27, 2011 at 12:15 pm

  • This should be advertised on porn websites as an interactive must have device!

    Comment by Chris Pawelski on August 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm

  • What the hell is that guy who’s supposedly playing a game doing? And how the hell are supposed to play games that require onscreen buttons?

    Comment by Anne Packrat on August 29, 2011 at 12:53 pm

  • Like my hero Klee Irwin says: It it for real?

    Comment by znkp on September 9, 2011 at 7:14 pm

  • Is that guy driving while wearing TV hat? bad idea.

    Comment by Joren on September 11, 2011 at 3:51 pm

  • Some games are motion sensitive. You can still reach up and touch it too.

    Comment by Avery Kucan on November 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm

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