Finally! Slim T Gives Pot-Bellied Men an Opportunity to Wear a Girdle

Men, infomercials have put hair on your head (Hair Club) and have even increased “that certain part of the male anatomy” (ExtenZe). But one part of your appearance is still lacking.

I’m talking about that big belly hanging down in front of your belt buckle. Sure, you could sign up for a diet program like Nutrisystem or try one of the myriad ab machines available (Ab Rocket, Contour Ab Belt, Ab Circle Pro, etc., etc.). But who has time for that?

Now Slim T offers men everywhere the opportunity to slap on a girdle for an instantly slimmer physique:

Some guy must have seen the infomercial for Kymaro Body Shaper and thought, “Why do women get to have all the best products?”

“You can really tell this was designed for men,” says one gentleman in a frantic effort to reassure males that they will not be wearing a woman’s undergarment. The “12 specially engineered structure panels” are an attempt to make SlimTs look like some kind of cool body armor.

Yet any man worried about transvestism will find the “criss-cross back panel” looks a little too much like bra straps.

The best part of this commercial, however, is the guy at 1:23 who says, “The job market out there is really tough. And with the Slim T, I looked good, I felt good, and that’s why I got the job.” If you are an unemployed man, rest assured that your status is due not to your lack of experience or job skills. It’s that massive gut that is keeping you from being hired! So gird yourself with a SlimT and land that job you’ve always wanted.

Maybe Slim T could hire William Shatner as a celebrity endorser.