Mr. T Vs. Richard Simmons T-Shirt

I saw the following T-shirt advertised online by The Cotton Factory:

Infomercial fans will of course recognize these two pop culture icons as hosts of infomercials. The star of the A-Team has lately been seen on the cringe-inducing Mr. T Flavorwave Oven infomercial. Fitness guru Richard Simmons has appeared on several infomercials for his own exercise and diet products including Farewell to Fat, Sweatin’ to the Oldies, and Moove Groove & Loose. He also appeared on the Home Shopping Network peddling his ever-popular line of Richard Simmons Dolls. (It’s been a few years since the last infomercial, Richard. Get back to work!)

What other T-shirts pitting infomercial personalities against each other can be devised?

Vince Offer vs. Billy Mays?

Klee Irwin vs. Danny Vierra?

The possibilities are endless!