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Dumb Criminal Attempts Burglary While Wearing a Snuggie!

I always thought wearing the Snuggie blanket with sleeves would be dangerous to the person wearing it. But here is one Snuggie-wearer who is dangerous to everyone else.

In Newton, New Jersey 18-year-old Brandon Ryzner-Meredith attempted to break into a grocery store while draped in a dark blue Snuggie. The Morris County Daily Record has details.

I can hardly imagine a worse piece of clothing to wear when attempting a break-in. Any get-away attempt would cause him to trip over his Snuggie and fall flat on his face. Truly one for the stupid criminal files.

Thanks to Emil and Giddeon for letting me know about this important event in Snuggie history!

Comments

  • 4 Responses to “Dumb Criminal Attempts Burglary While Wearing a Snuggie!”

  • [Rosie mode]We should outlaw snuggies. They’re dangerous tools criminals use to perpetrate suck awful crimes. Snuggie control is a must for the safety of our children![/Rosie mode]

    Comment by TimNRA757 on May 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm

  • I think that there might actually be some snuggie cult, and that this is just one of many incidents to come!

    Comment by Emilin8r on May 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm

  • Maybe after buying (read: getting scammed into buying) the Snuggies, he had no money left to purchase groceries. My sumpathies lie with the Snuggy-wearing thief.

    Comment by Znkp on May 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm

  • Somewhere, Vince Offer is laughing his ass off at this idiot.

    Comment by DeeDee on May 21, 2009 at 5:31 pm

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