iGrow: Stop Thinning Hair with a Laser Beam Tricycle Helmet

Back in the 1800s and early 1900s people were so naïve. They believed baldness could be cured by wearing goofy contraptions like these:

But in the 21st century we know better, of course. The only proven way to re-grow hair is to strap on a tricycle helmet that shoots laser beams into you scalp, such as iGrow:

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Those things on the side of the iGrow helmet are not there to facilitate the growth of your ear hair. They are headphones so that you can listen to your favorite tunes while using iGrow. The music will help keep your mind from thinking about all the lasers boring into your scalp.

Like the GoJo Hands Free, the iGrow helmet is so fashionable and sophisticated that you might want to wear one in public even if you don’t suffer from thinning hair!


  • 2 Responses to “iGrow: Stop Thinning Hair with a Laser Beam Tricycle Helmet”

  • Does it come with the rest of the Laser Tag equipment too?

    Comment by Anne Packrat on March 22, 2012 at 4:15 pm

  • They need to add the iGrow lasers to motorcycle helmets for all the balding Hell’s Angels out there.

    Comment by euGene on March 22, 2012 at 4:38 pm