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Big Kid Secure Drive Gives Us Another Nuanced Acting Performance

And the winner of the award for “Most Subtle Acting Performance” goes to…the Woman-Who-Shields-Her-Daughter-From-Internet-Filth on the Big Kid Secure Drive infomercial…

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That has to be the best 2-Girls-1-Cup reaction video I’ve ever seen!

Notice where this infomercial puts the blame for your child’s exposure to inappropriate material online. It’s not that your perverted 11-year-old boy is actively searching the World Wide Web hoping to see pictures of nekkid ladies. No, it’s that unscrupulous purveyors of porn are conspiring to sneak adult images onto your innocent darling’s computer!

But with Big Kid SecureDrive in place your moppet will never see anything racier than a cross-dressing virtual Mr. Potato Head.

One thing that is not clear from the commercial is whether the man with the coffee mug and the blue shirt is supposed to be that girl’s father or the target of a “To Catch a Predator” sting.

In any event, be sure to keep your children away from Blue Star Acid as well.

Comments

  • 3 Responses to “Big Kid Secure Drive Gives Us Another Nuanced Acting Performance”

  • That woman @0:27 seems really pissed off at standard software filters.

    Comment by euGene on March 15, 2012 at 3:19 pm

  • Hilarious..is this by the Mormon church?

    Comment by Jay on January 27, 2013 at 8:49 pm

  • 0:34 It’s nice that the Big Kid Secure Drive works on Rebecca Black

    Comment by Louie Bergquist on February 16, 2013 at 9:56 am

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