Silver Sonic XL Commercial Gives Hot Girl-on-Girl Hearing Aid Action!

Woman in a bikini getting oogled by two women in bikinis in the Silver Sonic XL commercialTV commercials for personal sound amplifiers have concocted some interesting uses for their devices, such as perverted guys eavesdropping on women at the gym (Listen Up) and creepy men listening in on ladies at a party (Loud N Clear), but the infomercial for the Silver Sonic XL commercial presents an entirely novel use for a hearing aid.

In an amazing scene, a hot woman in a bikini struts along the beach. Two women lying in beach chair (who are also wearing bikinis and have pretty hot bods themselves) comment on how great she looks:

Narrator: With the Silver Sonic XL you may even hear things that may pleasantly surprise you.

Brunette: Her body is amazing!

Blonde: I wish I could look like that!

Because the woman walking on the beach is wearing the Silver Sonic XL (which looks like a cell phone ear piece) she is able to hear the ladies longing for her sexy body.

Check it out for yourself. (The beach scene starts at 1:08):

The director of the Silver Sonic XL commercial must have previously worked on those flicks they show on Cinemax after dark!

I wonder how many vain women out there have actually purchased a SilverSonic XL just so they could hear all those sotto voce compliments from their many admirers.

I also wonder how many customers have returned their Silver Sonic XL when they found out it doesn’t really radiate yellow circles:


Compare the Silver Sonic ad with the commercials for Listen Up and Loud N Clear.


  • 13 Responses to “Silver Sonic XL Commercial Gives Hot Girl-on-Girl Hearing Aid Action!”

  • “Ever wish you had sonic hearing?”

    Boy, do I ever!!!!!!! I’d love to hear SONIC things with my ears. That’s right, of or relating to sound.

    Comment by john on June 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm

  • The sad thing is that even my mom has commented, when that commercial is played, how the lounging girls must be lesbotastic. I’d be less concerned about the girl’s body, though, than the fact that she’s wearing this goofy device on her ear ON THE BEACH.

    Also, I imagine the amount of people who felt gipped when they didn’t get the yellow soundwave action from their Silver Sonics is astronomical.

    Comment by John on June 12, 2009 at 4:40 pm

  • “Ever wish you had sonic hearing?”

    No. I want visual hearing!

    Also, here’s the thing these commercials don’t show:

    [beach setting]

    Brunette: Jenny looks like she’s been packing on the pounds lately.

    Blonde: How could she let herself go like that? She used to be so attractive.

    Comment by SuperC142 on June 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm

  • I never realized how necessary it is for people to watch TV in bed. And why is it the dude who’s always watching TV while his wife sleeps? I object to their stereotyping!

    Comment by Devika on June 19, 2009 at 8:25 am

  • “….and a side benefit of reading Infomercial Hell is that you may even end up learning a few new words, such as “Lesbotastic”. (with apologies to Klee Irwin and Jim Chappell)

    Comment by znkp on June 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm

  • Thank you SuperC142 – that’s exactly what I think when I see these ads… Why doesn’t anyone ever overhear the horrible things said about them? [Party setting] “Oh, great, Karen, here comes the douche I’ve been avoiding all night…”

    (My theory on that: )

    Comment by Monica Hamburg on June 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm

  • No. The lounging women would say “Look at that dumb whore-who does she think she is?!”

    Comment by Lilli Lackner on July 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm

  • I think the girl walking on the beach has one of the hottest bods that I’ve ever seen! She’s the best part of the entire commercial. Why is it such a stretch to accept the premise that the other two girls just wished they could look that good without the whole lesbo angle implication thing? Who cares anyway? The girls’ body IS truly amazing! I wish SHE had a website.

    Comment by Ernest McCalip Jr. on September 24, 2009 at 7:36 am

  • I just went online and watched this commercial and, honestly only a pervert would come up with a post like this.

    If you watch the commercial it clearly shows that the two women are complimenting the woman, not lusting over her. God, how perverted some people can be!

    Some people need to grow the hell up and get their minds out of the damn gutter.

    I’ve read where you have other disgusting stuff posted on your blog, usually having something to do with women.

    It really brings down the quality of your post and makes you look incredibly childish.

    Comment by BlogReader on February 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm

  • Also this is not the first time I have read on your blog where you would focus on putting down women or saying something perverted about women in the commercial, instead of actually reviewing the product in the commercial.

    You seem to take any chance you can get to say something degrading or perverted about women on this blog.

    Comment by BlogReader on February 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm

  • That is funny. In this post alone he puts down TWO MEN portrayed as perverts and creeps by competing products for listening in on two separate conversations being conducted by women.

    Some people have nothing better to do than bitch and complain all of the time. Now, off to the next NOW meeting with you.

    Comment by NosferatusCoffin on May 3, 2010 at 12:33 am

  • Also, as Paul has said at least 1,343,232 times on this site, he does not review the products that are mentioned on the infomericals. He reviews and pokes fun at the infomercials themselves and how they are produced. I do not know why people cannot seem to get that simple fact through their heads.

    They are who I call, “The Professionally Offended”.

    Comment by NosferatusCoffin on May 3, 2010 at 12:35 am

  • this girl walking by two guys would raise a better arguement(which probably would have made it actually humorous)..with that said that is why they placed two women in the scene..give them some credit..they at least tried to be audience friendly. and those yellow waves are the only visual sonic evidence on earth…besides sonic the hedge hog 🙂

    Comment by joedirt on January 23, 2011 at 5:44 am