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Magic Bullet Video: Hazel Highlights

May 8th, 2007 Paul Lucas

I’ve uploaded a video montage of everyone’s favorite character from the Magic Bullet infomercial, Hazel. Go to the bottom of my review of the Magic Bullet infomercial to play the video.

All of Hazel’s speaking parts are included here. Including these favorite lines of dialog:

  • Did somebody say, “Muffins?”
  • Chopping garlic! Stinky, nasty garlic!
  • Dinner’s always a production. (or to be phonetic: “Dinnuhz always a prudugzion.”).

Check it out: Magic Bullet

I’ll be adding of similar video montage of hightlights from Berman soon.

7 Responses to “Magic Bullet Video: Hazel Highlights”

  1. It’s true!
    Hazel is THE BEST!
    That scruffy hair! and extra long cigarette ash is terrific!
    Please get the whole commercial so I can put it on my IPOD!
    If only the MB were as wonderful as this infomercial!
    By the way, what’s happened to Nancy Nelson?
    Thanks!

    Comment by nicholas — May 9th, 2007 at 7:45 am

  2. This infomercial is probably the most addicting of the bunch! My 16 year old cousin says she is addicted to it and has watched it over a hundred times!

    How many years has this infomercial been on the air?

    Comment by Kirk — May 11th, 2007 at 2:48 am

  3. When I first heard about this infomercial it sounded like an item that Mimi would use in the privacy of her bedroom.

    Maybe that’s why she’s so happy.

    Comment by Craig — June 3rd, 2007 at 9:37 am

  4. There actually is one of those kinds of products also named “Magic Bullet”: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8258

    I hope people out there aren’t confusing the two!

    Comment by Paul Lucas — June 3rd, 2007 at 1:48 pm

  5. The version of this infomercial thats currently running is different from the original one. Most of Hazel’s good lines were cut out. Like when they make the fettuccini alfredo, originally it went like this: HAZEL: Yeah, dinnuh’s always a production. MIMI: [she asked something like what are you making] HAZEL (swinging her cigarette): His favorite - fettu~ccini~ al~fredo~. MIMI: Well, try this. - That was Hazel’s best line in the entire infomercial. Maybe they’ll release it on DVD some day with deleted scenes reinserted. :-)

    Comment by nancynelson — September 11th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

  6. Yes - the original commercial. Hazel’s cig never “runs out”. I am pretty sure it is a prop. But in the newer edited version of the commercial, the cig disappears about 1/4 of the way into the commercial.
    I like to think that this Hazel is a twisted modern day version of the “Hazel” tv show from the 60’s.

    Comment by Frau — November 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm

  7. What is the name of the actress who plays HAZEL?

    http://magichazel.splinder.com/

    Comment by Valeria — August 5th, 2008 at 10:19 am

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