Light Relief Web Site Gives Robert Wagner a Creepy Mini-Me

Have you seen the infomercial for Light Relief? Hosted by has-been actor Robert Wagner, the Light Relief infomercial sells a device that uses LEDs to deliver infrared “light therapy” to give people relief from arthritis and other pain. The TV infomercial for Light Relief isn’t actually very interesting.

But the Web site for Light Relief does something remarkable.

The Web site has a disturbing cut-out of an aging Robert Wagner suddenly slide across your browser and make a pitch for Light Relief. Probably the most troubling part is that this Robert Wagner silhouette doesn’t show up as soon as you load the page, but it waits a few seconds before ol’ Bob shows up. So a user will start reading about the features and benefits of the Light Relief product and then suddenly they get the crap scared out of them by a virtual Robert Wagner who shows up like Marley’s ghost disturbing Scrooge’s slumber. It’s all reminiscent of images like this.

This shrunken Robert Wagner reminds me somewhat of the old Saturday morning cartoon The Littles, except that Wagner lacks a tail.

Robert Wagner appeared in the Austin Powers movies, and thanks to the Light Relief Website he finally has a Mini-Me of his very own.


  • 9 Responses to “Light Relief Web Site Gives Robert Wagner a Creepy Mini-Me”

  • that scared the crap out of me. Better call klee irwin

    Comment by dan on May 12, 2007 at 7:01 am

  • seriously, that youtube thing really did scare me, i haven’t pooped in 3 days. Where is a greasy, bowel movement obsessed doctor when you need one???

    Comment by dan on May 17, 2007 at 4:32 am

  • That “has been actor” has made millions of dollars — how about you???

    Comment by kellchris on September 15, 2009 at 7:55 am

  • I know Robert Wagner and he’s a nice guy but don’t worry, no one will care enough about you to call you a has been blogger…

    Comment by thegw on November 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm

  • But at least, thegw, you cared enough to comment on my blog!!

    Comment by Paul Lucas on November 28, 2009 at 7:12 pm

  • He always scared the crap out of Natalie Wood too when he pulled that sneaking around the corner shit on the boat … until he drowned her. That’s why he has to do the low life scammer product endorsements he does, he would sell his dead Mother for a buck. He can’t act because everyone in Hollywood knows he is the white OJ, and won’t touch him. I should know.

    Comment by Bobby Wagner Jr. on February 8, 2012 at 6:55 am

  • Are you aware the mist credible speaker, District Judge Pat Murdoch, (Albert Pat Murdoch of NM.) Was charged with rape in 2011, no linger on the bench, read the article on Google…what a load of crap. I have hand pain and warm water gives the same results. And doesn’t cost $80. A heating pad is $20. Same concept. If it worked, every doc would recommend it.

    Comment by B.Smith on April 29, 2012 at 6:55 am

  • most of you people are incredibly vile and vulgar and just down right insulting.reminds me of the tings high school kids would say via of their immaturity. this product actually works and IS recommended by,not just many doctors but mine as well.the product might not work for you but for many it does.if it doesn’t then send it back.

    Comment by Dennis Teel on January 27, 2013 at 5:26 am

  • This product is a scam. They are impossible to get a hold of, so kiss your money goodbye. This is an overpriced heating pad with leds. Shame on you Robert Wagner. You murdered my grandma’s savings. She trusted you. Class act you are not. All Light Relief company employees should be imprisoned. They are crooks. BEWARE

    Comment by ScamBlocker on March 4, 2014 at 11:49 am