Hallucinate a Giraffe the Easy Way with Cypher Kids Club 3D Cards

Every parent wants to encourage their children to hallucinate, but offering them peyote, LSD, and magic mushrooms presents certain legal and medical complications.

Luckily, the Cypher Kids Club offers these Live 3D Interactive Cards:

Now with this “augmented reality” your kids can enjoy all the fun of dementia without having to wait until they reach their 70s!

According to the infomercial, Cypher Kids is the “coolest new way to learn and play.” And won’t you be proud when your 8-year-old stands in front of his class and reports to them that lions and elephants are 6 inches tall, have no weight, and regularly eat from the palm of his hand.

And once your kids have learned all about the animal kingdom, they can begin learning about money with the help of the talking George Washington dollar coin.

As bizarre as the 3D animals featured on the the Cypher Kids Club infomercial might be, at least this company took the time to come up with a new product instead of cranking out yet another Pillow Pets rip-off.


  • 2 Responses to “Hallucinate a Giraffe the Easy Way with Cypher Kids Club 3D Cards”

  • The actual product doesn’t do the things shown on the commercial (such as the animals jumping onto a desk). I bet a lot of kids are going to be disappointed when their Cypher isn’t nearly as cool as what they saw on TV.

    Comment by euGene on April 26, 2012 at 8:38 pm

  • That second boy (the one with the longer hair) actually looks kind of scared in most of his scenes!

    Comment by Julie on May 6, 2012 at 11:18 am