The Bootlegger Wraps a Mini-Bar Around Your Ankle
The infomercial for the Bootlegger pretends that it is targeting cheapskates who don’t want to pay full price for booze:
But anyone who watches the Bootlegger commercial can see how hard it tries to appeal to skeezy pervs who hope to liquor up some lovely ladies.
When that sleazeball with the dodgy facial hair says, “You ladies are on the wrong team,” he is most likely encouraging them to experiment with lesbianism, and he provides the alcohol to help loosen their inhibitions so the girl-on-girl action can get started forthwith. Seriously, that guy couldn’t act more like a slimy drug dealer if he tried.
The Bootlegger is a gimmick for desperate losers to get women to touch their legs by offering them “free” drinks.
The next version of the Bootlegger infomercial will offer a bottle of Rohypnol as a free bonus.
The good news for you ladies is that you can put Bootlegger “underneath your knee-length skirt.” Perfect for any woman who has trouble getting felt up by drunks.
In addition to earning a “Best Male Presenter” trophy for the “I’m the Bootlegger” guy, this infomercial will surely win a Moxie Award in the “Most Convincing Use of Stock Video in a Short Form Infomercial, Under $50k” category. You will notice that the infomercial opens with a nighttime football game…
…yet the spectators are watching it in the middle of the afternoon.
I hate it when games go into overtime!
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